I dunno--can a sloth be trained to not shit on the floor?
Riley: No pulse. Anya: Yup. The space lamb got 'im.
'Never Leave Me'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 24, 2012 10:36:17 am PST #18156 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Toddson - Jan 24, 2012 10:38:30 am PST #18157 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Sloths ... they just hang around ....
Allyson - Jan 24, 2012 10:44:41 am PST #18158 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
LOVE!
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
Nora Deirdre - Jan 24, 2012 10:45:41 am PST #18159 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
OMG, where is that interview? I love Barney.
Allyson - Jan 24, 2012 10:48:57 am PST #18160 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sparky1 - Jan 24, 2012 10:50:04 am PST #18161 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
It was the NYT magazine, Nora: [link]
Nora Deirdre - Jan 24, 2012 10:51:59 am PST #18162 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
In the NYT link, another good one:
You’ve developed a reputation as being tough with journalists and even made some cry. Do you relish the sparring?
No. And in my defense, who knew that these tough crusading reporters were so tender and sensitive? Does the First Amendment say something about how you can never say anything nasty to a reporter? Growing up, I remember seeing “The Front Page.” Do you think Hildy Johnson ever cried?
Steph L. - Jan 24, 2012 10:54:38 am PST #18163 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
He said he has patients who eat right, exercise every day and still have gained 100 lbs or more taking Serqouel.
Tim didn't gain anything after almost 5 years on Seroquel (and he knows he's damn lucky in that regard). In the past year he went off Seroquel and has gained about 5 pounds. He asked me if I thought it was due to stopping Seroquel, and I told him it was probably due to eating 3 cartons (NOT pints) of ice cream a week as well as turning 45, and that most people's metabolisms slow down when they hit 30, not 45, so he'd better just appreciate the extra 15 years he got.
He responded by offering to get me ice cream since he was going to get his. The man is not self-conscious about his body at all. I admire that.
askye - Jan 24, 2012 10:59:57 am PST #18164 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
Yeah he's lucky!
JZ - Jan 24, 2012 11:01:22 am PST #18165 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Do you think Hildy Johnson ever cried?
There is absolutely no end to the awesomeness of this.