I WANT THE SLOTH TOOO!!!!!
Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 24, 2012 10:34:24 am PST #18153 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Jessica - Jan 24, 2012 10:35:34 am PST #18154 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In theory, a sloth should be a lot less work than a puppy. I mean, it's not like you'd have to walk it, right?
SuziQ - Jan 24, 2012 10:35:41 am PST #18155 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I want the thing. Those eyes!
tommyrot - Jan 24, 2012 10:36:17 am PST #18156 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I dunno--can a sloth be trained to not shit on the floor?
Toddson - Jan 24, 2012 10:38:30 am PST #18157 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Sloths ... they just hang around ....
Allyson - Jan 24, 2012 10:44:41 am PST #18158 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
LOVE!
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
Nora Deirdre - Jan 24, 2012 10:45:41 am PST #18159 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
OMG, where is that interview? I love Barney.
Allyson - Jan 24, 2012 10:48:57 am PST #18160 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sparky1 - Jan 24, 2012 10:50:04 am PST #18161 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
It was the NYT magazine, Nora: [link]
Nora Deirdre - Jan 24, 2012 10:51:59 am PST #18162 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
In the NYT link, another good one:
You’ve developed a reputation as being tough with journalists and even made some cry. Do you relish the sparring?
No. And in my defense, who knew that these tough crusading reporters were so tender and sensitive? Does the First Amendment say something about how you can never say anything nasty to a reporter? Growing up, I remember seeing “The Front Page.” Do you think Hildy Johnson ever cried?