Yikes indeed, sara! Katie suggested we send you an Ortopad, but if you need one your doc gave one, yes?
Noah and Edward Teddy in matching PJs on the couch drawing Star Wars stuff: [link]
Spike: Ladies. Come on in. Plenty of blood in the fridge, don't be shy. Dawn: You mean like, real blood? Spike: What do you think? Dawn: Mostly I think, 'Eew!'
'Potential'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Jan 22, 2012 6:12:21 am PST #17771 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 22, 2012 6:15:11 am PST #17772 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm pretty sure if you were the only person in the world who could fly, getting people to go for the threesomes on a weekly basis would take care of itself.
In other sex news, turns out that last night when Inappropriately Young Guy said "hang out" he meant "booty call." Slightly disappointing, as I like just spending time with him in addition to being warm for his form. But it was the best lay I've had in the past year, so I'm not too disappointed.
tommyrot - Jan 22, 2012 6:16:51 am PST #17773 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
smonster - Jan 22, 2012 6:20:13 am PST #17774 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
tommyrot, I followed your link and ended up snorting at this Warren Ellis tweet:
What if Newt got nominated, took on Mitt as his VP, *and* converted to Mormonism? NEWT/MITT: ALL THE WIVES, FUCK YOU CNN
tommyrot - Jan 22, 2012 6:25:06 am PST #17775 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heh.
I'm reminded of the NIxon parody slogan back in '72. Something like:
Don't change Dicks in mid-screw.
eta: A reaction to the slogan "Don't change horses in midstream", an argument for keeping Nixon in because we were at war in Vietnam.
Strix - Jan 22, 2012 7:17:56 am PST #17776 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
SNORT on the Ellis tweet!!
I would definitely take teleportation over flying; Quicker and warmer. I assume.
GAH. I have no milk for my coffee, and I have a client call at one. I got a Starbuck's gift card for Xmas, and it's only 4 minutes away. Do I have the motivation to put on pants, brush my teeth and put on a coat to get a delicious latte? Persuade me...
smonster - Jan 22, 2012 7:20:50 am PST #17777 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Erin, would you grab me one? I'm out of milk, too.
Polter-Cow - Jan 22, 2012 7:34:14 am PST #17778 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Me too!
That is, I am also out of milk. I don't want a latte. I just want some milk.
Liese S. - Jan 22, 2012 7:36:05 am PST #17779 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I have milk! Err, soy milk, does that count? You can all come over to my house and use my french press and put milk in your coffee!
tommyrot - Jan 22, 2012 7:37:48 am PST #17780 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For ita !: Prepare yourself for the alphabet of striking
From Everything is Terrible. But I can't judge how terible it is.