I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Jan 22, 2012 7:20:50 am PST #17777 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Erin, would you grab me one? I'm out of milk, too.


Polter-Cow - Jan 22, 2012 7:34:14 am PST #17778 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Me too!

That is, I am also out of milk. I don't want a latte. I just want some milk.


Liese S. - Jan 22, 2012 7:36:05 am PST #17779 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I have milk! Err, soy milk, does that count? You can all come over to my house and use my french press and put milk in your coffee!


tommyrot - Jan 22, 2012 7:37:48 am PST #17780 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For ita !: Prepare yourself for the alphabet of striking

From Everything is Terrible. But I can't judge how terible it is.


-t - Jan 22, 2012 7:38:47 am PST #17781 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, hey, I have actual cow's milk! That hardly ever happens. And coffee and cream, but only one piece of gingerbread, so adjust your expectations if you drop by.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2012 7:47:09 am PST #17782 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The nurse cajoled me into not leaving because she'd ordered me breakfast. Which includes eggs. But thankfully not stinky ones, so I can eat around them. I tried tasting to see if anything radical had happened to my taste bus in the past ten years. Nope. Still can't work out why people east them for fun.

A guy two rooms down is hassling the nurse to draw his meds in front of him, because he's sure she's going to give him the wrong ones. What a row!

Eta: I don't know what's wrong with that video.


smonster - Jan 22, 2012 7:54:25 am PST #17783 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hmm, Liese or -t's? Tough choice...


tommyrot - Jan 22, 2012 8:01:19 am PST #17784 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't know what's wrong with that video.

I'm guessing the EiT people were just amused by the title.


Jessica - Jan 22, 2012 8:16:05 am PST #17785 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm pretty happy with my guaranteed twosomes married lifestyle, so flying for sure.


Vortex - Jan 22, 2012 8:31:27 am PST #17786 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Here's my threesome philosophy ( and what does it say about me that I have one) -- No boy/boy/girl, because I don't want to be used as a conduit for the boys, i.e. if there's a girl there, it's not gay. Just fuck it out and leave me out of it. No girl/girl/boy because I don't want him to pay more attention to her because she's hotter than me, but if she's not hotteer than me, what's the point?

So, flying.