Check out this Newt bumpersticker: [link]
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Newt 2012
America is my wife now
I said I'm sorry. I've made mistakes, but fear was never one of them.
Lilah ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 22, 2012 6:16:51 am PST #17773 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
smonster - Jan 22, 2012 6:20:13 am PST #17774 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
tommyrot, I followed your link and ended up snorting at this Warren Ellis tweet:
What if Newt got nominated, took on Mitt as his VP, *and* converted to Mormonism? NEWT/MITT: ALL THE WIVES, FUCK YOU CNN
tommyrot - Jan 22, 2012 6:25:06 am PST #17775 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heh.
I'm reminded of the NIxon parody slogan back in '72. Something like:
Don't change Dicks in mid-screw.
eta: A reaction to the slogan "Don't change horses in midstream", an argument for keeping Nixon in because we were at war in Vietnam.
Strix - Jan 22, 2012 7:17:56 am PST #17776 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
SNORT on the Ellis tweet!!
I would definitely take teleportation over flying; Quicker and warmer. I assume.
GAH. I have no milk for my coffee, and I have a client call at one. I got a Starbuck's gift card for Xmas, and it's only 4 minutes away. Do I have the motivation to put on pants, brush my teeth and put on a coat to get a delicious latte? Persuade me...
smonster - Jan 22, 2012 7:20:50 am PST #17777 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Erin, would you grab me one? I'm out of milk, too.
Polter-Cow - Jan 22, 2012 7:34:14 am PST #17778 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Me too!
That is, I am also out of milk. I don't want a latte. I just want some milk.
Liese S. - Jan 22, 2012 7:36:05 am PST #17779 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I have milk! Err, soy milk, does that count? You can all come over to my house and use my french press and put milk in your coffee!
tommyrot - Jan 22, 2012 7:37:48 am PST #17780 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For ita !: Prepare yourself for the alphabet of striking
From Everything is Terrible. But I can't judge how terible it is.
-t - Jan 22, 2012 7:38:47 am PST #17781 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, hey, I have actual cow's milk! That hardly ever happens. And coffee and cream, but only one piece of gingerbread, so adjust your expectations if you drop by.
§ ita § - Jan 22, 2012 7:47:09 am PST #17782 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The nurse cajoled me into not leaving because she'd ordered me breakfast. Which includes eggs. But thankfully not stinky ones, so I can eat around them. I tried tasting to see if anything radical had happened to my taste bus in the past ten years. Nope. Still can't work out why people east them for fun.
A guy two rooms down is hassling the nurse to draw his meds in front of him, because he's sure she's going to give him the wrong ones. What a row!
Eta: I don't know what's wrong with that video.