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I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'

Natter 69: Practically names itself.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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sarameg - Jan 22, 2012 5:33:01 am PST #17766 of 30001

Corneal abrasion indeed. I have numbing antibiotic drops and an order not to read, so I'll be scarce or one-eyed. Work is probably out tomorrow. Dr let me see the scrape (uv dye): basically a fucking halfmoon across the bottom of my iris. Jesus.

Brian took me to Patient First and then took me to a diner for breakfast ("Might as well enjoy the numb eyeball!") . He seems determined to feed me cause we practically got into a wrestling match over the bill, and this isn't the first time. I give up. I'll just buy him some wine, once I can drive again.

Naptime on the couch for the rest of the day, I guess.

smonster - Jan 22, 2012 5:45:13 am PST #17767 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yikes, sarameg!! Glad you went in, and yay for good neighbors. Take it easy on that eyeball.

Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2012 6:00:36 am PST #17768 of 30001

brillig

Wow, Joe Paterno's dead. It's like hearing an ancient tree has fallen.

(Yes, I know about the scandal, yes, I know it's awful, but I grew up in Pennsylvania, and Joe Paterno would have given God a run for His money in a poll of Most Significant Being)

Theodosia - Jan 22, 2012 6:08:28 am PST #17769 of 30001

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Flying. There's less worry about social anxiety issues.

Amy - Jan 22, 2012 6:11:38 am PST #17770 of 30001

Because books.

Wow, Joe Pa died.

Kat - Jan 22, 2012 6:12:21 am PST #17771 of 30001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yikes indeed, sara! Katie suggested we send you an Ortopad, but if you need one your doc gave one, yes?

Noah and Edward Teddy in matching PJs on the couch drawing Star Wars stuff: [link]

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 22, 2012 6:15:11 am PST #17772 of 30001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm pretty sure if you were the only person in the world who could fly, getting people to go for the threesomes on a weekly basis would take care of itself.

In other sex news, turns out that last night when Inappropriately Young Guy said "hang out" he meant "booty call." Slightly disappointing, as I like just spending time with him in addition to being warm for his form. But it was the best lay I've had in the past year, so I'm not too disappointed.

tommyrot - Jan 22, 2012 6:16:51 am PST #17773 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Check out this Newt bumpersticker: [link]

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Newt 2012
America is my wife now

smonster - Jan 22, 2012 6:20:13 am PST #17774 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

tommyrot, I followed your link and ended up snorting at this Warren Ellis tweet:

What if Newt got nominated, took on Mitt as his VP, *and* converted to Mormonism? NEWT/MITT: ALL THE WIVES, FUCK YOU CNN

tommyrot - Jan 22, 2012 6:25:06 am PST #17775 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh.

I'm reminded of the NIxon parody slogan back in '72. Something like:

Don't change Dicks in mid-screw.

eta: A reaction to the slogan "Don't change horses in midstream", an argument for keeping Nixon in because we were at war in Vietnam.

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