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Natter 69: Practically names itself.

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§ ita § - Jan 21, 2012 7:33:45 pm PST #17735 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"Why are you in now? What changed in your condition from 8 last night to now? Why come in at 3:00?"

Ha! They don't ask me that question anymore. I have been grumpily clear that if I have to sit around and be ignored by doctors, I'd rather do it in my own apartment.

§ ita § - Jan 21, 2012 7:34:08 pm PST #17736 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Quick, someone come up with a business I can start that would require me to have one of those.

A cheese and chocolate printing business! Go!

Burrell - Jan 21, 2012 7:35:35 pm PST #17737 of 30001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Creepy robot baby.

I'll say. I want a robot that can take care of me, keep track of my appointments and clean my bathroom and what not. What's the point of a needy robot that can't even take care of itself?

-t - Jan 21, 2012 7:42:10 pm PST #17738 of 30001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's so simple it might work. Huh.

billytea - Jan 21, 2012 7:42:33 pm PST #17739 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'll say. I want a robot that can take care of me, keep track of my appointments and clean my bathroom and what not. What's the point of a needy robot that can't even take care of itself?

Because Robot Services just don't give a frak.

Consuela - Jan 21, 2012 7:47:25 pm PST #17740 of 30001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

more likely to be moderate rather than completely polarizing once in office

Erm, Matt, have you forgotten the Clinton years? I haven't. Newt is probably more polarizing than ANY of the other GOP candidates, because he is completely on board with a scorched-earth strategy when it comes to politics.

This is, after all, the guy who shut down the federal government in a fit of pique for being snubbed by Clinton on a flight to Israel.

§ ita § - Jan 21, 2012 7:52:38 pm PST #17741 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, here is my pick of Graham Norton's would you rather questions: Would you rather be able to fly, or have a threesome every week?

-t - Jan 21, 2012 7:54:13 pm PST #17742 of 30001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Fly.

Edited to show my work: I think "this would be so much easier/quicker/better if I could fly" pretty frequently. I'm pretty sure if I chose threesome that after just a few weeks I would be thinking "Has it been week already? That is way more social than I want to be..."

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 21, 2012 8:01:16 pm PST #17743 of 30001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Fly. And I say that a couple hours after having a fairly enjoyable threesome.

Zenkitty - Jan 21, 2012 8:06:09 pm PST #17744 of 30001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I've had threesomes. I'd rather be able to fly.

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