I've had threesomes. I'd rather be able to fly.
But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?
Fred ,'Smile Time'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Jan 21, 2012 8:06:09 pm PST #17744 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 21, 2012 8:20:44 pm PST #17745 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Whoah, just got a text from the guy I was going out with about a year ago, asking if I'd like to hang out. Tonight seems to be my lucky night in every sense of the word!
§ ita § - Jan 21, 2012 8:39:24 pm PST #17746 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Threesomes! Threesomes for everyone!
meara - Jan 21, 2012 8:42:23 pm PST #17747 of 30001
I'd rather be able to fly. Threesomes every week would get old.
Though a twosome every week, well...I might go for that right now.
Zenkitty beat me to COMMing billytea's yard of inadequate size for the boys response.
I went to urgent care a few years ago at 3 and the doctor said, "Why are you in now? What changed in your condition from 8 last night to now? Why come in at 3:00?"
Hah. I was the opposite--once I'd been to the ER at 2AM and had to wait around and been tired and hungry and bored, the next time I needed to go, I said "fuck this noise", took a leftover vicodin, slept all night, and went to the ER at 9AM after breakfast and with a book. It was much better (though they rather doubted I'd broken my arm, since I waited all night, but I had)
Cass - Jan 21, 2012 8:46:10 pm PST #17748 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
(though they rather doubted I'd broken my arm, since I waited all night, but I had)
They'd have hated me. I waited on a broken jaw, broken wrist, broken foot and dawdled on a smashed-everything-but-the-bone ankle. Also I failed to go to the hospital for nearly a week with a concussion.
I am not a role model.
billytea - Jan 21, 2012 9:21:14 pm PST #17749 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Erm, Matt, have you forgotten the Clinton years? I haven't. Newt is probably more polarizing than ANY of the other GOP candidates, because he is completely on board with a scorched-earth strategy when it comes to politics.
I do rather like this CNN headline:
"Gingrich: S.C. 'decided to be with us in changing Washington, a Washington I was instrumental in creating'.
(I may have imagined that last part.)
Strix - Jan 21, 2012 10:12:19 pm PST #17750 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Fly. I've had threesomes, and they're generally awkward and not really all that exciting. Logistics, elbows, knees, who does what, attention deficit...flying would be much cooler.
And useful.
There are exceptions; there are certain persons which whom I would go for the threesome, but that's not stipulated in the query.
§ ita § - Jan 22, 2012 12:09:46 am PST #17751 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Flying would be wish fulfillment cool, but how practical would it be? Where can I fly to? The mall? Work? The bathroom? Jamaica?
Unless I'm Superman (without a purse), maybe guaranteed regular sex (I'm assuming these threesomes are only with people I want to sleep with--that somehow I'd be able to find two people who want to sleep with each other and me, maybe not always the same people?)
billytea - Jan 22, 2012 12:45:16 am PST #17752 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Flying would be wish fulfillment cool, but how practical would it be? Where can I fly to? The mall? Work? The bathroom? Jamaica?
The Amazonian canopy. That's pretty much enough to swing the deal for me.
JZ - Jan 22, 2012 1:10:49 am PST #17753 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'd fly to work (it irrationally peeves me that I can stand on the back porch and see my work, but to actually get there I have to go down two flights of stairs and then walk over two blocks and up two blocks; I so badly want to just go out to the porch, launch myself off the railing, and sail straight there). (A nice zipline wouldn't be bad either.)
And, you know, Nice and London and that town in Wales with all the bookstores.