Ooh, Miss North Carolina is only 5'2!

Miss California is kinda of scary looking--pretty, but looks like she's about to peel it off and be a lizard person.

They are not putting these girls in flattering light for the little interview box thing--they all have terrible undereye circles.

Wow, they had to superquick change into those bikinis.

I like Flashpoint! I wish CBS or whoever hadn't stopped showing it. Whatever order ION is going in is righteously confusing. Trying to keep the relationship progresses straight is making me dizzy.

...I'm just going to randomly liveblog Miss America here, because I'm bored.

Wait, how old are these girls? Apparently the one who's stepping down was only 17 when she won?!?

Ooh, 27 former Miss Amercas there tonight...but they don't show them? Boo.

I'm kind of scared of how flat Miss Oklahoma's stomach is. And impressed that Miss South Carolina lost 150 pounds and is ABLE to wear a bikini without having skin hanging around! Lucky girl. Miss Florida continues to be hot. I like that Miss Virginia is not quite as scary skinny as most of them (...she has like, a pound more than the others--she's still quite thin). Miss Arizona has quite the runway stomp. Reminds me of Miss Jay on Top Model and the horses. And Miss Tennesse is all about swinging her hips.

...they are all so skinny. They must be starving. I think I'll go to Trader Joe's and get snacks.

Dag, I can't believe Brady punted on 3rd down when the Pats were up big.

That's the biggest football insult I've seen in the NFL. That's like invoking the slaughter rule in a Little League game.

The way commentators were harping on how he's been overshadowed in the press, I'm surprised Brady didn't come out with "Matthew 6:5" written on his eye black.

ita, I have a submission for provocateuse: Ben Cohen

ita ! I'm so glad I'm not the only one finding ION's airing order for Flashpoint confusing. I keep seeing episodes that I saw on CBS. . . and now, ONE episode that is new.

I'm taking advantage of my sister's Netflix Streaming and watching a couple episodes of Flashpoint.

Don't get me wrong, I like Enrico plenty, but ZOMG HUGH DILLON. And then there's Spike and Jules.

Miss New York's gown is ridiculous. Arm bands, not sleeves. Miss Wisconsin's is really nice. Miss Florida's is kind of trashy though--I don't approve of the illusion netting all over with just tits covered. Oops--Miss Texas' gown is gaping in the back! Where's the tape?

OMG Miss Alabama has a HUGE shoulder bow poof thing. As big as her head. Wow.

Oh Scrappy, I'm so sorry.

Why can't I find Miss America?

(Something I have never said before for $400, Alex.)

I'm sorry, Scrappy