Why can't I find Miss America?
Probably because it's tape delayed for the West Coast? So it's already over where you are?
So far of the talents, I like the Irish dancing best, since the ballerina and the modern dancer were nothing compared to what I see on So You Think You Can Dance. There was also opera and piano playing.
OK, now someone is singing "Memory" from Cats...in Italian. WTF??? (Also her gown is terrible and is too tight at top and giving her a roll over the top of it, even though she's super skinny)
And now...more singing. Where is the flaming batons?! I want flaming batons!!
Probably because it's tape delayed for the West Coast? So it's already over where you are?
Oh... yeah. It's 1:30am. I didn't realize.
Maybe I should go to bed.
Actual Column Title in USA Today: "When Tim Tebow Loses, Does God, Too?"
Obviously. Christian churches around the country will close, as people lose their faith, because everyone knows God was on Tebow's side, and if he can't even get the Broncos to win a football game, how can we trust in him for anything??
I just bought a koláč at a Texan bakery chain run by Cambodians. Very odd mix of ethnicities there for our little hick hamlet.
I also fixed my paper shredder by rooting around in it with my big-ass hunting knife (finally good for something!) and consequently feel all manly. I think I'll go hike around the lake and maybe later, wrestle a bear.
Just to be clear, the bear's name is Jeremy.
Getting cable and new tivo set up. (Actually tivo is set up.)
I am exhausted and starving.
I also fixed my paper shredder by rooting around in it with my big-ass hunting knife (finally good for something!) and consequently feel all manly
It's funny, because I fix my shredder with tweezers. Because I am a lady?
Just to be clear, the bear's name is Jeremy.
Heh.
I also fixed my paper shredder by rooting around in it with my big-ass hunting knife (finally good for something!) and consequently feel all manly
It's funny, because I fix my shredder with tweezers. Because I am a lady?
I had to fix the shredder at work the other day. Found out the trick is to shift it gently back and forth, back and forth. I don't even want to think about that one.