FOOTBALL!
Oh no! I just heard Drew Brees ate sixty-four pieces of American cheese and went blind. Guess the Saints are forfeiting.
'Beneath You'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
FOOTBALL!
Oh no! I just heard Drew Brees ate sixty-four pieces of American cheese and went blind. Guess the Saints are forfeiting.
I just heard Drew Brees ate sixty-four pieces of American cheese and went blind.
At least make it beignets. He does play for New Orleans.
The thing about pain drugs that especially ridiculous is the conversation I was just having at work about how people without chronic pain get painkillers thrown at us -- a coworker had thrown her back out, and everyone else at the meeting was offering her leftover opiates. @@
I just ushed for God of Carnage, and liked it a lot! (Unsurprisingly, really....) Although I can see where it wouldn't make a good movie.
At least make it beignets. He does play for New Orleans.
But then it's not a Simpsons joke and hence useless.
Besides I never joke about beignets. Muffeletta's sure - I don't care what you put on a muffeletta.
I don't care what you put on a muffeletta.
64 slices of American cheese on a muffeletta!
With a beignet on top.
FOOTBALL!
I had to just blaze through the Blackhawks game on Tivo to make sure I got done by kickoff.
Also? My salsa verde pork roast is not cooking. My crockpot may be broken, woes.
Now that's a sandwich.
God, local TV is so funny. All the local affiliates aren't even bothering to go up against the football game so they're all running infomercials.
This is why we don't go into the low channels!
Ok. We got out of the house, made to the last half of ballet and then picked up Em's BFF who is now totally asleep in Em's bed. I am CRACKING UP.
Joke's on me. Em's BFF slept until 4:00 and even then only woke up because Em woke her up. I took her temp. Eff eff eff. 101.9 in one ear, 102.5 in the other. Le sigh.
Called mom and dad and they'll be here in a bit. I've administered NSAIDS, chicken noodle soup, and orange juice to BFF and hugs and promises to reschedule the sleepover to Em.
Total clusterfuck, thy name is Today.
Okay, I hope everybody saw the temperature at game time there.