So, does she go number one, number two and number three?
Women don't go Number 1 through our vaginas. IJS. Vaginas are for sexy funtimes, tampons, and pushing a small human being out of.
Pretty cool except for the part where I was really terrified and now my knees are all dizzy.
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Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jan 12, 2012 7:38:54 am PST #15846 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Jesse - Jan 12, 2012 7:40:14 am PST #15847 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Neither am I! I promise!
Mmmhmm.
What is it the kids say now? Cosigned? Especially when I have to walk to an appointment.
Yes! I am definitely in the sweet spot for being more bothered by rain than snow -- renter, non-driver -- but UGH.
Burrell - Jan 12, 2012 7:46:07 am PST #15848 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
And I guess she doesn't use tampons?
Probably not, one pad would be easier to use than two tampons. And I'm assuming the drawing is in error.
JZ - Jan 12, 2012 7:46:17 am PST #15849 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Huh. I don't usually even begin to think of forwarding an ita ! link to my mom, but she might actually be interested in this one -- she's only got the one exit route, but when she had a hysterectomy for fibroids years ago the doctors found out that she had two uteri.
And, like this woman, she had godawful periods all her life, even decades before the fibroids made it all so much worse -- at 15, she was actually told by her doctor just to skip school and drink Scotch, because he didn't have anything he could legally give her that was strong enough for the cramps and she'd be better off just getting loopy and trying to sleep through it every month. (Ahhh, girly-bits doctoring in the '50s; crazy, crazy times.)
tommyrot - Jan 12, 2012 7:59:05 am PST #15850 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Jan 12, 2012 8:00:06 am PST #15851 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Women don't go Number 1 through our vaginas. IJS. Vaginas are for sexy funtimes, tampons, and pushing a small human being out of.
I was gonna say. Unless Number 3 is babies, in which case we all do that.
I wonder if she could get an IUD just in one side to get around the "pregnant in one uterus / need BC for the other" problem?
§ ita § - Jan 12, 2012 8:00:11 am PST #15852 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Probably not, one pad would be easier to use than two tampons
Well, I'm thinking that if she has two vaginal canals, she surely would have noticed that sticking one tampon up one of them wasn't doing the job. It said that her boyfriend was the one who noticed, not her.
tommyrot - Jan 12, 2012 8:01:36 am PST #15853 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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§ ita § - Jan 12, 2012 8:06:34 am PST #15854 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tommy, seriously, do you hate Allyson or something?
Steph L. - Jan 12, 2012 8:07:59 am PST #15855 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Unless Number 3 is babies, in which case we all do that.
Oh my god, this almost makes me want to get pregnant so I can yell "My water just broke! Get me to the hospital because I have to go Number 3!!!"