Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Jan 03, 2012 3:55:07 pm PST #14251 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

There was wacking on SYTYCD auditions last season.


Amy - Jan 03, 2012 3:55:40 pm PST #14252 of 30001
Because books.

Aw, boxer! I love boxers.

After dog-sitting my parents' dog for the week, it's clear that Cortez has no problem with it -- Miles would stand there and bark at him, and he would lie on the floor flicking his tail and not move, with this expression like, "Bring. It."

Switch, however, will take some convincing.


smonster - Jan 03, 2012 3:56:54 pm PST #14253 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

There was wacking on SYTYCD auditions last season.

Ahh. I missed last season. I was surprised that I hadn't seen it on SYTYCD auditions. Should have known!

Man, I swear my shoulders sublux just watching those videos. OW.


Holli - Jan 03, 2012 4:00:14 pm PST #14254 of 30001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Timelies, all.

Today I bought $400 worth of vintage clothes. I am panicking a little? But I think it was the correct decision.


Sue - Jan 03, 2012 4:11:00 pm PST #14255 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Wheee! Holli.

My Xmas tree is on the curb. The living room looks sad.


shrift - Jan 03, 2012 4:12:28 pm PST #14256 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I wandered around downtown Chicago with my mom today, and we went to the Art Institute. I discovered that admission to the Art Institute of Chicago is free to Illinois residents every weekday from now until February 10.


brenda m - Jan 03, 2012 4:14:21 pm PST #14257 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ooh, good tip.

Also, to be blunt, no dog until Perkins the cat dies, and neither of us are in any hurry for that to happen.

The only reason I've managed to stave off adopting another dog is the dead cat clause.


smonster - Jan 03, 2012 4:17:15 pm PST #14258 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The only reason I've managed to stave off adopting another dog is the dead cat clause.

Same here, and little miss Coco was a close call regardless.


brenda m - Jan 03, 2012 4:20:34 pm PST #14259 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Accidentally posted this in Bitches a few minutes ago, but clearly more topical here:

Darby's new favorite dog treats kind of freak me out. I couldn't figure out why until I looked at the ingredient list - chicken breast and glycerin - and it hit me. They look exactly like those Bodyworlds exhibits.

Great. Now now I have to worry that both animals are plotting to kill me and eat me.


sarameg - Jan 03, 2012 4:24:21 pm PST #14260 of 30001

I had that clause. Look how that didn't work out and ended up being the best possible outcome. t /enabler

Got a really nice card from my vet today, signed by all the staff and vets, with kind notes. One in particular wrote "Mister Kitty was such a sweet guy. I really enjoyed working with him through the years-he will truly be missed." Dawwww! I really should send them a card with pictures when I pay his final bill.