We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Dec 24, 2011 3:23:28 pm PST #12974 of 30001
hip deep in pie

So it's not a scandal yet, but it could be. I am staying in a room where my 15 YO nephew often stays. He is our only nephew and my family think he walks on water. Anyway, as I was wrapping gifts, I discovered, not very well hidden, a mouth guard case, the type a 15 YO hockey player would have. In the case, GIRL'S PANTIES. (I assume they belong to a girl, not him.)

I don't really know what to do. Should I bust him, and keep it our little secret? Should I pretend I never saw them and hope he retrieves them before his grandmother does and has an aneurysm? Or should I just destroy the evidence and pretend it never existed?

(He is forever losing keys and leaving things behind, so it's possible he hid them and forgot about them entirely.)


Stephanie - Dec 24, 2011 3:38:58 pm PST #12975 of 30001
Trust my rage

I think if it were me, I would give them to him and tell him to hide them better. Or just leave them. But I wouldn't bust him because, well, to me, it's his own private business.


Sue - Dec 24, 2011 3:45:59 pm PST #12976 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I would give them to him and tell him to hide them better.

That's what I meant by bust him. I think he'd be just as unhappy to be found out by one of his aunts.


hippocampus - Dec 24, 2011 3:46:10 pm PST #12977 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

I love the 12 days of buffistamas.

We have survived the Eve. New Zealand reported that santa is traveling our way.


smonster - Dec 24, 2011 3:48:46 pm PST #12978 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Remember when I mentioned sick cat drama? I foolishly left some green paper crinkle confetti accessible. Well, at least it was festive sick.


billytea - Dec 24, 2011 3:49:41 pm PST #12979 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

On the first day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me An echidna in a pear tree.

Mere words cannot express how much I love this. And! Tomorrow I am taking Ryan to see the echidnas. (Faunapalooza!)

Happy Christmas from Christmasland, everyone! Our Christmas morning consisted of taking Ryan to the beach. The weather forecast is for late thunderstorms, so the only way we're getting snow is if a lightning strike shorts out the television.

Despite the best efforts of my siblings, I have no family scandals that can hold a candle to Wallybee's cousin. To recap: he got married at the start of the year. A few months ago, it transpired that he's been having an affair the whole time, with a woman he met while studying in Germany. And she was eight months pregnant. And this emerged after she took her pregnant self over to his parents' doorstep. Her own family thought she was already married to WB's cousin.

Only they didn't meet in Germany. She's never been out of China. And she's in Shanghai illegally, and has at least one fake ID, and may well have been working as a hooker. And the wife (who filed for divorce, unsurprisingly) then claimed that she was pregnant too. And her family is suing WB's cousin (I believe the claim was for a million yuan, so the ex-wife could get a new house).

So I can't top that, although Bec's family included an uncle who defrauded a Saudi prince of a few million. So there's that.

Happy Christmas, everyone!


Stephanie - Dec 24, 2011 3:52:17 pm PST #12980 of 30001
Trust my rage

That's what I meant by bust him.

I was a bit surprised you wanted to tell him parents. Teens and sex are so awkward. You live for a long time like its a huge secret and then, at some point, you just assume everyone is doing it.

I personally hate awkwardness and cOnfrontation so I would probably avoid that. It's weird to think of myself as the adult that makes people feel awkward.


sarameg - Dec 24, 2011 3:53:09 pm PST #12981 of 30001

So I got "the best present" proclaimed by my nephew (for his birthday.)

The gift? Accountant's calculator, the kind with the paper.

Sure the action figures were cool, and the mariokart track has been played with a lot, but he loves the one at his mom's work. It's good I bought extra paper.


§ ita § - Dec 24, 2011 4:06:08 pm PST #12982 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Billytea, I don't even understand that scandal.

My father is trying to troubleshoot Christmas lights. I can't convince him broke is just broke sometimes. But I'm smashing my head trying to get my sister's iPod mounted on her new computer. So I guess all sorts of stuff looks fruitless.

I'm trying to work out how not to have dinner. I just want dessert. Tricky, when bring watched by people that don't care you're grown.


Hil R. - Dec 24, 2011 4:09:21 pm PST #12983 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

We went out for Greek food for dinner. I got eggplant and rice and spinach and beans. All good.