What? I'm not allowed to hit people? Wesley: Not people capable of genocide. Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Dec 24, 2011 1:39:00 pm PST #12964 of 30001

I realized moments ago that I think I need booze to cope with my mother this holiday, and my sister may not have any. And I get in at 10:30pm, and surely stores will be closed/not allowed to sell. Oh no!! I just texted her to check. I really wanted to bring the marshmallow vodka, but didn't have a three ounce liquid holder available.


Polter-Cow - Dec 24, 2011 1:54:08 pm PST #12965 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey P-C! Your Vishnu Claus monologue has magically conjured up a cartoon [link]

Haaa ha ha, that is amazing. My sister is going to love that. She's in India RIGHT NOW.


smonster - Dec 24, 2011 1:54:13 pm PST #12966 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

We are drinking, snacking, and watching a DVD of The Snowman that my dad gave to my mom for Hanukkah last night. Later we will read the rest of "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever" and a variety of other Christmas books. We generally end with "A Child's Christmas in Wales" and then pick up again with "The Christmas Day Kitten" or somesuch on Christmas Day.


Tom Scola - Dec 24, 2011 2:02:19 pm PST #12967 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

That's all dogs want.

What dogs want.


le nubian - Dec 24, 2011 2:16:35 pm PST #12968 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Oh, phoo. That's Koch Brothers toilet paper.

You know, as much as I want to wipe my ass with the Koch Brothers, I will not allow them to profit from it.


DavidS - Dec 24, 2011 2:27:46 pm PST #12969 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What dogs want.

So true. I will note, many of those were stinky.


flea - Dec 24, 2011 2:30:40 pm PST #12970 of 30001
information libertarian

The kids have opened their Christmas Eve presents - fleece balaclavas that make them look like ninjas and wish for snow so they could go skiing (they have never been skiing) and A Child's Christmas in Wales illustrated by Trina Schart Hyman. We have also done our traditional read of The Tailor of Gloucester. No more twist!


smonster - Dec 24, 2011 2:36:03 pm PST #12971 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

A Child's Christmas in Wales illustrated by Trina Schart Hyman

That's the one we have!! Such beautiful illustrations.


DavidS - Dec 24, 2011 3:17:07 pm PST #12972 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

EM has laid out a lovely antipasti tray, and most of the prezzies are wrapped. Nibbling on prosciutto and roasted peppers and fancy cheese.

We've wrapped Emmett's gift in a sneaky sized Disney box.

JZ and Matilda are off to Children's Mass with the xmas pageant/parade.

Dinner will start at 6 or 7.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 24, 2011 3:19:50 pm PST #12973 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Tom and I have continued our laaaaaaaaazy day. But I did make a spinach lasagna! It's cooling now. I'll go over to feed smonster's kitties soon, but other than that, it's all very low key.