So I got "the best present" proclaimed by my nephew (for his birthday.)

The gift? Accountant's calculator, the kind with the paper.

Sure the action figures were cool, and the mariokart track has been played with a lot, but he loves the one at his mom's work. It's good I bought extra paper.

Billytea, I don't even understand that scandal.

My father is trying to troubleshoot Christmas lights. I can't convince him broke is just broke sometimes. But I'm smashing my head trying to get my sister's iPod mounted on her new computer. So I guess all sorts of stuff looks fruitless.

I'm trying to work out how not to have dinner. I just want dessert. Tricky, when bring watched by people that don't care you're grown.

We went out for Greek food for dinner. I got eggplant and rice and spinach and beans. All good.

We had tacos for our Christmas Eve dinner. They were nummy. Now we are watching A Christmas Story. Somehow, and I can't explain in the least, CJ has never seen this.

heh, ita said mounted.

My god, my sister forced me into the position of explaining slash. Luckily it took so long to explain 'canonical' to my parents that they got distracted, but she totally threw me under the bus.

huh, ita's sister forced her into a position.

Your brother doesn't have to force you, msbelle?

MOMMMM!!!! ita is being grosss.....er than normal.

I'm just asking....you are the one that opened the gross door. Don't bring it if you can't swing it.