Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Dec 16, 2011 4:00:14 am PST #11778 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hearts on David.


le nubian - Dec 16, 2011 4:55:50 am PST #11779 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Bad date of the year award. Nominee #1:

Deputies in Florida say a man stole a woman's car while they on a date at a Tampa area movie theater.

The St. Petersburg Times reports that 27-year-old Michael Pratt told the woman he needed to get something from the car while they were watching the movie. She gave him her keys. When he didn't return, she called him. Authorities say Pratt laughed, then told the woman he had stolen her car.

The victim, who is 35, tried contacting Pratt for two days before calling the sheriff's office, according to the paper. Pratt called her four days after the movie outing and said he dumped the car in a Walmart parking lot in New Port Richey, authorities said. Deputies found it and arrested Pratt on Wednesday. The car, a silver 2012 Ford Focus, was a rental.

According to the Times, Pratt previously served more than a year in prison for the same charge, as well as fraud, uttering forged bills and failing to return rental property. He is in the Pasco County Jail. No attorney was listed on Pratt's jail records.


brenda m - Dec 16, 2011 4:59:46 am PST #11780 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dear dog. I am not carrying your crippled ass to the park, so stop looking at me like that.


Zenkitty - Dec 16, 2011 5:01:55 am PST #11781 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

"uttering forged bills"?


Jesse - Dec 16, 2011 5:08:51 am PST #11782 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How about this one?

A 31-year-old British man has caused thousands of euros worth of damage after appropriating a luxury villa on the French coast, media reports say.

The man, said to come from Manchester, reportedly broke into the home near Nice to create a love-nest for an American girl he had met.

He tried to create a romantic atmosphere with champagne, candles and rose petals sprinkled round a bed.

But his attempts to fill the empty roof-top pool flooded the house below.

He reportedly told neighbours who saw him trying out his golf techniques on one of the property's lawns that he was organising a party for his girlfriend, with the owner's approval.

He made it his own by pinning up images of Winnie the Pooh and the Manchester United football team, as well as putting up a black pirate flag

But, faced with an empty pool on the roof, he decided to fill it by turning on the outdoor showers and the garden watering system.

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Jesse - Dec 16, 2011 5:13:12 am PST #11783 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just got a super-cute holiday ecard from a family I know, but I had forgotten that they actually gave their daughter Danger as her middle name. Hilarious!!


Tom Scola - Dec 16, 2011 5:17:45 am PST #11784 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

That sounds scarier than sara's naming her cat Shiva.


Gudanov - Dec 16, 2011 5:18:14 am PST #11785 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

actually gave their daughter Danger as her middle name.

That is kind of awesome.


Amy - Dec 16, 2011 5:19:12 am PST #11786 of 30001
Because books.

A kid in Sara's class has something like five siblings, and the baby's middle name is Danger. (I think his first name is something like August.)


Ginger - Dec 16, 2011 5:28:23 am PST #11787 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Never fear! Danger is my middle name!