I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Dec 16, 2011 5:01:55 am PST #11781 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

"uttering forged bills"?


Jesse - Dec 16, 2011 5:08:51 am PST #11782 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How about this one?

A 31-year-old British man has caused thousands of euros worth of damage after appropriating a luxury villa on the French coast, media reports say.

The man, said to come from Manchester, reportedly broke into the home near Nice to create a love-nest for an American girl he had met.

He tried to create a romantic atmosphere with champagne, candles and rose petals sprinkled round a bed.

But his attempts to fill the empty roof-top pool flooded the house below.

He reportedly told neighbours who saw him trying out his golf techniques on one of the property's lawns that he was organising a party for his girlfriend, with the owner's approval.

He made it his own by pinning up images of Winnie the Pooh and the Manchester United football team, as well as putting up a black pirate flag

But, faced with an empty pool on the roof, he decided to fill it by turning on the outdoor showers and the garden watering system.

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Jesse - Dec 16, 2011 5:13:12 am PST #11783 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just got a super-cute holiday ecard from a family I know, but I had forgotten that they actually gave their daughter Danger as her middle name. Hilarious!!


Tom Scola - Dec 16, 2011 5:17:45 am PST #11784 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

That sounds scarier than sara's naming her cat Shiva.


Gudanov - Dec 16, 2011 5:18:14 am PST #11785 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

actually gave their daughter Danger as her middle name.

That is kind of awesome.


Amy - Dec 16, 2011 5:19:12 am PST #11786 of 30001
Because books.

A kid in Sara's class has something like five siblings, and the baby's middle name is Danger. (I think his first name is something like August.)


Ginger - Dec 16, 2011 5:28:23 am PST #11787 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Never fear! Danger is my middle name!


Jessica - Dec 16, 2011 5:42:00 am PST #11788 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I am in the middle of the worst safety training video ever. The people in the sample office apparently just sit around all day talking to doubles of themselves about loose cables and ergonomics, and they're really bitchy about it. I fully expect there to be a big twist at the end where it's revealed that actually the safety issue is a gas leak that's caused them all to hallucinate.


sumi - Dec 16, 2011 5:43:45 am PST #11789 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

That would be excellent.

Perhaps there will be a spark and the whole place will explode!


Jessica - Dec 16, 2011 5:46:03 am PST #11790 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, it's in English with English captioning and about half of the subtitles don't match the audio.