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A 31-year-old British man has caused thousands of euros worth of damage after appropriating a luxury villa on the French coast, media reports say.
The man, said to come from Manchester, reportedly broke into the home near Nice to create a love-nest for an American girl he had met.
He tried to create a romantic atmosphere with champagne, candles and rose petals sprinkled round a bed.
But his attempts to fill the empty roof-top pool flooded the house below.
He reportedly told neighbours who saw him trying out his golf techniques on one of the property's lawns that he was organising a party for his girlfriend, with the owner's approval.
He made it his own by pinning up images of Winnie the Pooh and the Manchester United football team, as well as putting up a black pirate flag
But, faced with an empty pool on the roof, he decided to fill it by turning on the outdoor showers and the garden watering system.