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lisah - Dec 12, 2011 6:16:25 pm PST #11250 of 30001

Punishingly Intricate

I am going to eat at Consuela's brother's restaurant next week! I'm very excited about it.

Not exciting but irritating is that I FINALLY put a wedding album together in iPhoto and tried to buy it and the upload failed and I can't figure out why and grrr. It took me a million years to organize and I don't want to have to recreate it for some other photo book program or whatever.

And I should have gone to bed about an hour ago.

le nubian - Dec 12, 2011 6:19:56 pm PST #11251 of 30001

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

No, I would be crying NOW.

Probably at age 5 as well, but definitely NOW. Don't make me draw.

JenP - Dec 12, 2011 6:27:20 pm PST #11252 of 30001

Heh, yeah, I should say that that person was talking to me in the context of writing papers, not creating artistic works (though, some of those papers were certainly creative in the "Now is the time when I draw a conclusion based on... shit, what the hell did I even say???" sections.) I was a horrible, very bad, not good student when it came to turning things in on time. I'm so sorry to your kind, buffista teachers. I'd have smacked me upside the head, probably, but none of your colleagues ever did. Well, maybe in their minds.

Allyson - Dec 12, 2011 6:30:07 pm PST #11253 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Shit, Hec, can you get me to finish my proposal? Because I think I have Matilda's problem.

Ginger - Dec 12, 2011 6:40:47 pm PST #11254 of 30001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I feel her (Matilda's) pain, and I also know that one of the best things anyone ever told me was, "Done is better than perfect."

I keep muttering to myself: "The perfect is the enemy of the good."

DavidS - Dec 12, 2011 6:51:59 pm PST #11255 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Shit, Hec, can you get me to finish my proposal? Because I think I have Matilda's problem.

Yes, I can!

Email what you have to me at my profile addy.

Also, I'm super good at proposals.

shrift - Dec 12, 2011 6:57:36 pm PST #11256 of 30001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am doing story research, and my search history is getting increasingly bizarre. If any Buffistas know about joining the Army, you should holler so I can pick your brains.

Amy - Dec 12, 2011 6:59:34 pm PST #11257 of 30001

Because books.

If it can be "military" instead of specifically Army, shrift, I could.

§ ita § - Dec 12, 2011 7:12:34 pm PST #11258 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because I think I have Matilda's problem.

You need water poured over your cootch?

shrift - Dec 12, 2011 7:35:46 pm PST #11259 of 30001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

If it can be "military" instead of specifically Army, shrift, I could.

That would be awesome!

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