Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.

'Safe'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 09, 2011 10:05:58 am PST #10755 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am still reading!

This video is both hi-larious and horrifying [link]


Jessica - Dec 09, 2011 10:10:11 am PST #10756 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

jennymarie2013 asked: Yo is letting balloons float up unitl they disappear racist?

No way, that shit is beautiful and can fill you with a sense of wonderment, as you gaze up and realize how small you are in the world and the universe, and yet, how connected we are as a family of man.

Probably choke a seagull with that shit when it finally falls back to earth, though

I may not get any more work done today. Just so you know.


tommyrot - Dec 09, 2011 10:13:05 am PST #10757 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I nkow this isn't dating advice, but how should I tell my slightly racist friends that I am in an interracial relationship? What about telling my grandma?

Yo, just make sure to begin the conversation with the words “FUCK WHAT YOU THINK-” and just kind of go from there.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 10:13:29 am PST #10758 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

tommy is exactly where I am.


Polter-Cow - Dec 09, 2011 10:18:53 am PST #10759 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think I might want to marry that Is That Racist guy. I mean, if he's black, that is.

Looks like he's not!

This seems like a good time to enjoy "Racist Coffee."


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 10:20:13 am PST #10760 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ah, well. I'll stay single, then.


Jesse - Dec 09, 2011 10:21:40 am PST #10761 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Anonymous asked: yo, is cricket racist?

Fuck, I think I have to refer this one to ‘Oi, Is This Lot Racist, Innit?’:

HAHAHAHAHA.


Polter-Cow - Dec 09, 2011 10:29:34 am PST #10762 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha, he answered the question I just submitted, like, half an hour ago!

Is it racist to amuse your friends with an Indian accent when you yourself are Indian?

Yo, if it's genuinely possible to amuse your friends with a fucking accent, consider getting less stupid friends?


meara - Dec 09, 2011 10:32:20 am PST #10763 of 30001

That is pretty dang funny. And sad. But funny.

I need to go do something with my day. My sister was supposed to be coming in mid-day, so I was all ready to sleep in and just chill for a couple hours, then have fun with her. But she got bumped (yay $400! and first class on the next flight!) but that means she's not getting here til end of the day. So I figure I should go do something...


Tom Scola - Dec 09, 2011 10:41:28 am PST #10764 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

That 9:00am meeting that was cancelled? I'm in it right now. Please kill me.