tommy is exactly where I am.
I think I might want to marry that Is That Racist guy. I mean, if he's black, that is.
Looks like he's not!
This seems like a good time to enjoy "Racist Coffee."
Ah, well. I'll stay single, then.
Ha, he answered the question I just submitted, like, half an hour ago!
Is it racist to amuse your friends with an Indian accent when you yourself are Indian?
Yo, if it's genuinely possible to amuse your friends with a fucking accent, consider getting less stupid friends?
That is pretty dang funny. And sad. But funny.
I need to go do something with my day. My sister was supposed to be coming in mid-day, so I was all ready to sleep in and just chill for a couple hours, then have fun with her. But she got bumped (yay $400! and first class on the next flight!) but that means she's not getting here til end of the day. So I figure I should go do something...
That 9:00am meeting that was cancelled? I'm in it right now. Please kill me.
I'd be more inclined to believe in spontaneous human combustion if it occurred in meetings.