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Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'

Natter 69: Practically names itself.

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Frankenbuddha - Dec 09, 2011 9:29:16 am PST #10745 of 30001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Daddy! Daddy! The Green Grinch wants to steal the White House from Barak Obama out and be president himself! I think we should put him in jail."

Matilda is wise.

I'm with Matilda. Also, I may start calling him that.

She seems to be channelling Tom Tomorrow: [link]

amych - Dec 09, 2011 9:29:52 am PST #10746 of 30001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, they moved the national championships from Dallas to Anaheim, which changes the summer's travel plans pretty considerably.

Jessica - Dec 09, 2011 9:34:38 am PST #10747 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hope all our LAistas are safe!

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Polter-Cow - Dec 09, 2011 9:36:14 am PST #10748 of 30001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yo, Is This Racist?

Is learning that black people can get sunburned racist?

Yo, think about that shit for a second, the sun don't discriminate against anyone.

How deep is that shit.

Cashmere - Dec 09, 2011 9:47:25 am PST #10749 of 30001

Now tagless for your comfort.

I think I agree with Matilda. I only like cranberry with vodka or on top of turkey.

§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 9:49:14 am PST #10750 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I might want to marry that Is That Racist guy. I mean, if he's black, that is.

tommyrot - Dec 09, 2011 9:52:10 am PST #10751 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't know why I find this so funny:

So "niglet" is obviously racist. But it sounds like "Diglett" the Pokemon species. Is Diglett racist or just wack?

Yo, for real, you people need to chill the fuck out asking me about Pokemon.

Polter-Cow - Dec 09, 2011 9:52:46 am PST #10752 of 30001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

He's pretty funny. And people have sent him some astonishingly racist foods.

Nora Deirdre - Dec 09, 2011 9:54:56 am PST #10753 of 30001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMG, best website ever. I am literally LOL-ing.

Liese S. - Dec 09, 2011 10:01:23 am PST #10754 of 30001

"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Okay, a) best thing I read all day. And b) I think we just crashed him.

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