He's pretty funny. And people have sent him some astonishingly racist foods.
Mal: Which one you figure tracked us? Zoe: The ugly one, sir. Mal: Could you be more specific?
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Dec 09, 2011 9:52:46 am PST #10752 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Nora Deirdre - Dec 09, 2011 9:54:56 am PST #10753 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
OMG, best website ever. I am literally LOL-ing.
Liese S. - Dec 09, 2011 10:01:23 am PST #10754 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Okay, a) best thing I read all day. And b) I think we just crashed him.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 09, 2011 10:05:58 am PST #10755 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Jessica - Dec 09, 2011 10:10:11 am PST #10756 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
jennymarie2013 asked: Yo is letting balloons float up unitl they disappear racist?
No way, that shit is beautiful and can fill you with a sense of wonderment, as you gaze up and realize how small you are in the world and the universe, and yet, how connected we are as a family of man.
Probably choke a seagull with that shit when it finally falls back to earth, though
I may not get any more work done today. Just so you know.
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2011 10:13:05 am PST #10757 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I nkow this isn't dating advice, but how should I tell my slightly racist friends that I am in an interracial relationship? What about telling my grandma?
Yo, just make sure to begin the conversation with the words “FUCK WHAT YOU THINK-” and just kind of go from there.
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 10:13:29 am PST #10758 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommy is exactly where I am.
Polter-Cow - Dec 09, 2011 10:18:53 am PST #10759 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I think I might want to marry that Is That Racist guy. I mean, if he's black, that is.
This seems like a good time to enjoy "Racist Coffee."
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 10:20:13 am PST #10760 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ah, well. I'll stay single, then.
Jesse - Dec 09, 2011 10:21:40 am PST #10761 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Anonymous asked: yo, is cricket racist?
Fuck, I think I have to refer this one to ‘Oi, Is This Lot Racist, Innit?’:
HAHAHAHAHA.