She's a master student and she doesn't know how not to plagiarize? Whoa. Fail her, and fail her hard.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:19:15 am PST #10688 of 30001
Because books.
Zenkitty - Dec 09, 2011 7:21:07 am PST #10689 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
a UCSF study found that opiates along with mary jane (medical marijuana) can help people with their pain management.
I'd be so pain-free I'd be unable to wake up. Granted, *everything* puts me to sleep. Tylenol puts me to sleep.
Consuela - Dec 09, 2011 7:21:33 am PST #10690 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
She's a master student and she doesn't know how not to plagiarize? Whoa. Fail her, and fail her hard.
Either she really doesn't know, and doesn't deserve a master's degree, or she does know and is lying about it, and doesn't deserve a master's degree.
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2011 7:21:45 am PST #10691 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
She's a master student and she doesn't know how not to plagiarize? Whoa. Fail her, and fail her hard.
Yeah. She failed to meet the minimum standards required to pass the class, and she's long past the point where she should get hand-holding....
ION, a picture of a puppy in a coffee cup: [link]
Amy - Dec 09, 2011 7:22:04 am PST #10692 of 30001
Because books.
a UCSF study found that opiates along with mary jane (medical marijuana) can help people with their pain management
Did they also discover that the sky is blue? Not to be overly snarky, but this doesn't seem like a huge leap to me.
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 7:22:20 am PST #10693 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
opiates along with mary jane (medical marijuana) can help people with their pain management
Ahahaha! I live in California, and this would never get past any of my doctors, no matter what studies approved it. OMG, if they thought I was a seeker now...
Connie Neil - Dec 09, 2011 7:22:50 am PST #10694 of 30001
brillig
But I will note that I can't pull all-nighters anymore like I could even four or five years ago.
I remember how annoyed I was when I tried to pull an all-nighter and was absolutely non-functional the next day. Sleep seemed such a waste of time. Now, it's the sweet bounty of the gods.
JZ - Dec 09, 2011 7:25:06 am PST #10695 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Either she really doesn't know, and doesn't deserve a master's degree, or she does know and is lying about it, and doesn't deserve a master's degree.
Yup. At this point in her academic career, it doesn't matter why she's done it. There's just no way to get from what she's done to deserving a master's.
a UCSF study found that opiates along with mary jane (medical marijuana) can help people with their pain management
::is filled with pride for my workplace and its groundbreaking research::
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2011 7:27:12 am PST #10696 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
is filled with pride for my workplace and its groundbreaking research
Yeah, UCLA? Don't care. You damned northern hippies.
Consuela - Dec 09, 2011 7:29:18 am PST #10697 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
>[link]L&O was doing an OWS storyline, so they built a fake camp--and the real OWS occupied it. I love that.