A medium sized portion of my family (proportionally) has atypical child-rearing arrangements. Kids that leave their kids with grandparents three days out of every seven, or grandparents suing other grandparents for custody, or that woman who's been raising my cousins for twenty five years, after her mother raised my aunt. So, really, my mother has never been able to understand why I don't pull the trigger.
Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
'Safe'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 07, 2011 3:50:48 pm PST #10392 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DavidS - Dec 07, 2011 4:00:06 pm PST #10393 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Newsflash!
Emmett just walked in and gave me a hug.
"What's that smell?" I asked getting a whiff of something in his jacket.
"Uh...it's not Axe Body Spray. It might be perfume."
"Because?"
"I let Claire borrow it."
"The girl in your science class?"
"Uh huh. She's my girlfriend!"
"Congratulations! Is she nice?"
"Yes, she is."
"Is she cute?"
"Yep! Also, I had my first kiss. I'm very happy."
meara - Dec 07, 2011 4:01:28 pm PST #10394 of 30001
Damn, Sophia beat me to feminist marrying Jesse! I was all excited.
Tom Scola - Dec 07, 2011 4:01:35 pm PST #10395 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
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smonster - Dec 07, 2011 4:02:54 pm PST #10396 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I have just entered my next MONTH's meals into the Cozi meal-planner.
WHOA.
Newsflash!
LIEK WOAH!
DavidS - Dec 07, 2011 4:03:06 pm PST #10397 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
!!!!
Right?
tommyrot - Dec 07, 2011 4:05:20 pm PST #10398 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Yep! Also, I had my first kiss. I'm very happy."
Awww....
ION, I has no idea there were so many men who are so misogynist they've sworn off women completely. (One post was basically, "How do I stop being sexually attracted to women?")
Cashmere - Dec 07, 2011 4:05:48 pm PST #10399 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Whoa. Mind is blown.
Awesome.
Also, Axe? Seriously?
DavidS - Dec 07, 2011 4:12:52 pm PST #10400 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Also, Axe? Seriously?
Oh no, he doesn't wear Axe. He and his friend Jake were doing questionable things with lighters and aerosol cans. Later Jake liberally spritzed him with Axe as a prank but it totally stank up his sweatshirt.
Jesse - Dec 07, 2011 4:26:39 pm PST #10401 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
!!!!
Seriously.