I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2011 4:05:20 pm PST #10398 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Yep! Also, I had my first kiss. I'm very happy."

Awww....

ION, I has no idea there were so many men who are so misogynist they've sworn off women completely. (One post was basically, "How do I stop being sexually attracted to women?")


Cashmere - Dec 07, 2011 4:05:48 pm PST #10399 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Whoa. Mind is blown.

Awesome.

Also, Axe? Seriously?


DavidS - Dec 07, 2011 4:12:52 pm PST #10400 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, Axe? Seriously?

Oh no, he doesn't wear Axe. He and his friend Jake were doing questionable things with lighters and aerosol cans. Later Jake liberally spritzed him with Axe as a prank but it totally stank up his sweatshirt.


Jesse - Dec 07, 2011 4:26:39 pm PST #10401 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

!!!!

Seriously.


Cashmere - Dec 07, 2011 4:38:23 pm PST #10402 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oh no, he doesn't wear Axe. He and his friend Jake were doing questionable things with lighters and aerosol cans. Later Jake liberally spritzed him with Axe as a prank but it totally stank up his sweatshirt.

I knew there was a reasonable explanation!


Liese S. - Dec 07, 2011 4:40:40 pm PST #10403 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I would also like to add, !

I was messing with Cozi at the exact same time. But I am currently cranky at it because of the available dimensions of its Android widgets. Like, why isn't it possible to line up two 3x2 widgets so I could have my calendar and task list side by side? Annoying.


SuziQ - Dec 07, 2011 4:48:07 pm PST #10404 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Allow me to add my !!! To the mix.

I'm also full of ??? in my own life. K-bug seems to want to set me up with her mechanic. I went with her the first couple of visits ( her car is still having overheating issues but he has been great about not charging for diagnostics and allowing her to pay a bit each payday). Since then he asks about me every time she is there to pay. We figured he is single cause he spent Turkey Day with his buddies. Eeep.


billytea - Dec 07, 2011 4:48:43 pm PST #10405 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

With four income sources you can buy your ass a pig. Maybe two!

This is where feminist marriage leads! Pigs and donkeys, living together!


Sue - Dec 07, 2011 4:54:42 pm PST #10406 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Go Emmett!!


Jessica - Dec 07, 2011 5:20:13 pm PST #10407 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Woooooo Emmett!