Newsflash!
Emmett just walked in and gave me a hug.
"What's that smell?" I asked getting a whiff of something in his jacket.
"Uh...it's not Axe Body Spray. It might be perfume."
"Because?"
"I let Claire borrow it."
"The girl in your science class?"
"Uh huh. She's my girlfriend!"
"Congratulations! Is she nice?"
"Yes, she is."
"Is she cute?"
"Yep! Also, I had my first kiss. I'm very happy."
Damn, Sophia beat me to feminist marrying Jesse! I was all excited.
"Yep! Also, I had my first kiss. I'm very happy."
Awww....
ION, I has no idea there were so many men who are so misogynist they've sworn off women completely. (One post was basically, "How do I stop being sexually attracted to women?")
Also, Axe? Seriously?
Oh no, he doesn't wear Axe. He and his friend Jake were doing questionable things with lighters and aerosol cans. Later Jake liberally spritzed him with Axe as a prank but it totally stank up his sweatshirt.
Oh no, he doesn't wear Axe. He and his friend Jake were doing questionable things with lighters and aerosol cans. Later Jake liberally spritzed him with Axe as a prank but it totally stank up his sweatshirt.
I knew there was a reasonable explanation!