We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Feb 13, 2012 12:33:04 pm PST #7198 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Please pass the liquor. I think they are going to shoot me in Games thread.


Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2012 12:41:14 pm PST #7199 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

No no, it will be the airlock. Totally painless.


Sean K - Feb 13, 2012 12:42:43 pm PST #7200 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh, airlocking isn't even remotely painless. Suffocating while your blood boils?

Besides, if it was painless, where would be the fun in that?


askye - Feb 13, 2012 12:44:53 pm PST #7201 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I could have shot you earlier! At least you are still alive to be worrying.


omnis_audis - Feb 13, 2012 12:45:10 pm PST #7202 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Painless for the folks on the right side of the door. Those getting vented into space, nsm.


Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2012 12:45:40 pm PST #7203 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And no one can hear you scream! Okay, you're right, it's horrible.


Sean K - Feb 13, 2012 12:46:05 pm PST #7204 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And don't forget the massive amounts of stellar radiation if you're anywhere near a star. That'll cook you up enough to feel it before you go. Alternately, if you're not near a star or in shade, you'll have time to wonder if the suffocation, boiling blood, or the freezing temperatures will win the race to take you out.


Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2012 12:46:52 pm PST #7205 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But not a lot of time.


Sean K - Feb 13, 2012 12:47:53 pm PST #7206 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Heh.


Sean K - Feb 13, 2012 12:54:05 pm PST #7207 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh! And, and...

It's not a huge chance, but there's always the slim possibility that, in your brief low-resource-extra-vehicular-excursion, you could be taken out by smacking into something else at a really high velocity.

Or punctured. You could easily get punctured once or twice by micro-meteorites out there.