Heh. Awesome.
Xander: Just once I'd like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. Anya: Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares.
'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amyth - Jan 25, 2012 4:08:43 pm PST #6235 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
smonster - Jan 25, 2012 4:14:02 pm PST #6236 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
So my brother got invited to a wedding by people he doesn't know, and my sister got imaginary-married and -divorced by someone she's never met... I'm a little worried as to what might be in store for me this week.
amyth - Jan 25, 2012 4:18:37 pm PST #6237 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Alien pregnancy.
Steph L. - Jan 25, 2012 4:21:36 pm PST #6238 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I was totally going to say "Give birth to a cat/dog hybrid!"
...because I had a dream the other night that I gave birth in the living room to a human baby (super easy, super fast, like tying your shoes -- clearly a dream), which then changed over the course of the dream to a cat/dog baby.
Dream!Tim's reaction to the human baby changing to a cat/dog hybrid was, "Well, NOW we're not going to name it 'Clint.' "
...yeah. I have NO IDEA.
amyth - Jan 25, 2012 4:23:27 pm PST #6239 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Dream!Tim knows that Clint is a ridiculous name for a cat/dog hybrid baby.
smonster - Jan 25, 2012 4:25:31 pm PST #6240 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
amyth!! Bumper stickers. YOU CAN PUT BUMPER STICKERS ON YOUR CAR. Or not. But you have bumpers on which to put stickers!
Speaking of, remember my crew member with the Jayne hat? She has an Alliance builder's plaque sticker on her car. [link]
smonster - Jan 25, 2012 4:28:37 pm PST #6241 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Alien pregnancy.
As long as it's not a chest-burster? Or doesn't put me in a higher-being coma while it takes over the world with hungry love? Or... do I have ANY good options, here? I didn't ASK for the [vaginal] probe. I DIDN'T ask for the vaginal probe. I didn't ask for the VAGINAL probe...
amyth - Jan 25, 2012 4:31:07 pm PST #6242 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Those are cool. (eta: and by "those" I mean the Alliance builder's plaques, not the probe)
I have reading mudflap girl decal that A. gave me ages ago. I should just drive (!!!) over to Chapel Hill Comics.
Vortex - Jan 25, 2012 4:52:30 pm PST #6243 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I have to share this. My sister got the following message from a guy on OKC:
How could you not email him back?
DavidS - Jan 25, 2012 5:14:10 pm PST #6244 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Turns out, she HID IT IN HER BOOT.
Dag, she's tricksy.
Still, not as embarrassing as when Emmett took handcuffs to school and used them on a schoolfriend.
(They were novelty cuffs from the magic shop that had a secret release for Houdini tricks. Still.)