No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


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DCJensen - Jan 10, 2012 11:15:55 am PST #5444 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

2012 can already go to hell.

1. Found out yesterday my home has lost value since I refinanced in 2003, enough to make it $11K underwater, so no refinance. Not guaranteed by Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac, so no special government program for me.

2. Today I got Official Word from the Short-term disability claims company that my morbid obesity and diabetes were determined by their doctor-on-a-leash to be preexisting condition for my staph infection.

3. The alternator on the (new to me) minvan may be going out.

4. My truck, which I parked Jan 1st, has a dead battery.

5. My sister Jeannie's coworker, who was going to buy my car, has not scraped up the cash, AFAIK.

Blecch.


askye - Jan 10, 2012 11:17:52 am PST #5445 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I'm so sorry Dan.


Liese S. - Jan 10, 2012 11:18:10 am PST #5446 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I'm sorry, DCJ, that is a lot of blechh.

Our board treasurer told us it would be a good time to try to refinance, but I'm scared for that reason. I think we're not underwater, but we can't be far.


brenda m - Jan 10, 2012 11:20:58 am PST #5447 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I didn't even know mine was Freddie Mac, but it's the only reason I was able to refi.


DCJensen - Jan 10, 2012 11:31:16 am PST #5448 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

The thing is, my house was valued by the 2003 appraiser at $70K more than the current appraisal. And that was before things started really booming.

I'm also thinking extra money changed hands in the 2003 appraisal on behalf of Ameriquest.


Zenkitty - Jan 10, 2012 11:53:56 am PST #5449 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Today I got Official Word from the Short-term disability claims company that my morbid obesity and diabetes were determined by their doctor-on-a-leash to be preexisting condition for my staph infection.

That's complete bullshit. As if no one ever got a staph infection who wasn't obese and diabetic. I hope you can get a lawyer and contest that.


sj - Jan 10, 2012 12:04:35 pm PST #5450 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{DCJ}}} That's a lot of crap to have to deal with at once; I'm sorry.

Also, I agree with Zenkitty you should fight the pre-existing condition bullshit.


brenda m - Jan 10, 2012 12:08:28 pm PST #5451 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ack, Daniel, that is some bullshit.


Connie Neil - Jan 10, 2012 12:20:38 pm PST #5452 of 30001
brillig

The decision makers for insurance companies should have our ailments--and have to use our insurance.


brenda m - Jan 10, 2012 12:34:53 pm PST #5453 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Way way back in the day I did temp work for a while processing insurance claims in the evenings. I approved everything. I'm sure some things eventually got caught through whatever their processing was, but I figured I at least a few maybe got through that "shouldn't" have.