Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Dec 04, 2011 12:50:32 pm PST #3769 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, I feel so bad for you. Call the pulmonologist and have hysterics? You can't wait a freaking month for this shit.

I'll try calling tomorrow. I just checked, and this cough started on October 16, and has gotten worse and better, but never actually went away.


Strix - Dec 04, 2011 12:55:28 pm PST #3770 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Thanks, Hec! They can probably answer some questions.

Excellent.

But now I am convinced I need to own a number of items, and they can all be classed as deductible items. For RESEARCH. Right?!

So interesting!


DavidS - Dec 04, 2011 1:02:08 pm PST #3771 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But now I am convinced I need to own a number of items, and they can all be classed as deductible items. For RESEARCH. Right?!

Of course!

It's also a good resource to find out what's legal in what state. Lots of different rules for what's allowable. For example, in most states a sap or blackjack is considered to be as dangerous as a knife and has the same restrictions.

Some of the detailed descriptions about the effectiveness of the blackjacks and saps are fascinating. You can easily break somebody's bones with even an 8 ounce blackjack. For concealment a lot of them like the finger sap, which is just a round piece of leather holding a lead weight that slips over your fingers inside your palm. You can knock somebody down with a light slap to the jaw. You don't have to rear back and clock them, just a slap in the teeth with some lead.

The folks in law enforcement seem to like the TDI Knife which is fixed blade and draws from a holster like a gun. (Designed for use with your off hand.)


Strix - Dec 04, 2011 1:07:05 pm PST #3772 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Just because -- ita !, here's some vids from the KC area Krav place: [link]

I am currently engrossed in watching them all. Damn, I wish I had money.

Hec, see, I always thought they were called asps. Or is that a specific name for the retractable ones?


DavidS - Dec 04, 2011 1:10:45 pm PST #3773 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Asp Knife is a very different design.

I kind of dig this all-in-one Fireman's tool. It's got a rappelling ring! It scores glass to break through windshields. You can chop through sheet steel. And the end can be used to turn off fire and gas.

I know what CJ wants for xmas...


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2011 1:11:57 pm PST #3774 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Call me impatient, Erin, but what's that one second vid about? I hopped and skipped through it, and all I saw was bagwork.


Strix - Dec 04, 2011 1:22:21 pm PST #3775 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It's about the illusion of safety with concealed carry -- just because you have a firearm doesn't mean you're safe. It demonstrates how fast an assailant without a weapon can incapacitate a trained person with a concealed weapon. The big guy is hitting the bag, nstead of the older guy.

The older guy can draw from concealed carry in 1 second, and the big guy can get 4-6 good hits in before he can get it out.


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2011 1:28:43 pm PST #3776 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The older guy can draw from concealed carry in 1 second, and the big guy can get 4-6 good hits in before he can get it out.

If the guy decides to pull a gun while a guy is in arm's reach, then he's an idiot. But I guess they say that. Guns are much better than punches at a distance.


Strix - Dec 04, 2011 1:37:17 pm PST #3777 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yeah, from what I get, the class is predicated on the "Don't be Too Stupid To Live" model.

They have 2 hour intro classes for $35 that includes a one week pass to any self-defense or conditioning classes. I might take one in February.

It'll probably kill me, but it'd be good research. I'd have to buy non-marking sneakers, though. My only pair are roughly 800 years old, have holes in the toe, and have black soles.


Steph L. - Dec 04, 2011 2:14:06 pm PST #3778 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I just checked, and this cough started on October 16, and has gotten worse and better, but never actually went away.

I think a lot of people have that. Tim got sick the week before Thanksgiving, and while he's 98% better, he still has a cough.

I started having some amped-up allergy symptoms around Thanksgiving, and they're not going away, not even with Benadryl (on top of daily Zyrtec [and I have cycled through Zyrtex, Claritin, and Allegra]), so I have a doctor appt. tomorrow morning. I don't know what it is, unless living with cats finally got to be too much after 4 years.

(You guys, it was 4 years on Dec. 1st. FOUR YEARS OH MY GOD.)

But the thing is, I haven't been having gradually increasing symptoms; they just suddenly got bad around Thanksgiving. Normally, I would assume sudden bad symptoms are due to a change in *something* -- new drug, new food, new cat, new *something.* I can't figure it out, but it's starting to freak me out.