I just wrote a long post on Facebook about the hard-line conservative view of rape, and then like a coward deleted it. I hate Facebook.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Oct 24, 2012 5:24:41 pm PDT #21778 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
smonster - Oct 24, 2012 5:31:24 pm PDT #21779 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I hear you, Zenkitty.
I'm styling my Black Widow wig and watching the Black Parade is Dead.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 24, 2012 6:43:37 pm PDT #21780 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
My thought process..."well, she said to get the smallest one I could find."
"But this one's really REALLY small!"
"YOU HAVE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS!"
Which is how smonster ended up with a two pound chicken, the end.
§ ita § - Oct 24, 2012 6:55:09 pm PDT #21781 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG, I wish I could find a two pound chicken. Is there a breed of pygmy chickens? Or are they killing pre-pubescent poultry? I get bored so fast with a 4-5lb chicken that I end up freezing "carcass" for stock with >0 limbs still on. In fact, if I could work out a way to cut off the thighs without fussing with the legs...magic!
Wha...I suddenly had a craving for hair in a nifty colour. But the jealousy of you guys has faded when I remembered it meant HAIR and I don't want that. I could paint my head?
Zenkitty - Oct 24, 2012 7:04:11 pm PDT #21782 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Wigs, ita !! If you can stand one. My niece has so many neat wigs, it makes me want a bunch.
smonster - Oct 24, 2012 7:25:39 pm PDT #21783 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Which is how smonster ended up with a two pound chicken, the end.
It's so cute!! I'm psyched, because maybe I won't waste any.
§ ita § - Oct 24, 2012 8:07:43 pm PDT #21784 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No, the hair problems I have would extend to wigs. The look part is all great, but the being touched by hair still skeeves me. I did two Halloweens and I'm pretty much good.
Strix - Oct 24, 2012 8:44:02 pm PDT #21785 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Try a Cornish Game Hen, ita !. For eating, not for your hair...
Trudy Booth - Oct 24, 2012 9:03:49 pm PDT #21786 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
It's a bit Court of the Sun King to walk around with an entire cornish game hen in your hair.
Zenkitty - Oct 24, 2012 9:06:09 pm PDT #21787 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
We could bring back Court of the Sun King fashion. It'd be like Lady Gaga, only toned down a little.