Nora, insent. Okay, I did the dishes, now off to go to the bank and pet store.
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
smonster - May 25, 2012 10:44:38 am PDT #13929 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Atropa - May 25, 2012 12:05:24 pm PDT #13930 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
And none of my current hats will work, I don't think. Put this on the list for whenever you're down.
Right. Vampire movie, intimidate the neighbors, sun hat shopping. I love our to-do lists.
Atropa - May 25, 2012 12:13:06 pm PDT #13931 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
And now I've fallen down the rabbit hole of searching wide-brimmed black hats on Etsy. [link]
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DavidS - May 25, 2012 12:34:07 pm PDT #13932 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And now I've fallen down the rabbit hole of searching wide-brimmed black hats on Etsy.
Ugh, that's Jan Wahl's hat, Jilli. Don't get that.
JZ - May 25, 2012 1:01:54 pm PDT #13933 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Ooh, actual bonnets!
Not much shade, but it's deliciously whackdoodle
Serious face shade happening here
Way too expensive, a little blingy, but that is one serious hatpin
eta: one more bonnet, with what looks like tea-stained lace trim
And one more stripey hat, in a sort of wobbly optical-illusion vaguely Burtonesque motif
Zenkitty - May 25, 2012 1:34:14 pm PDT #13934 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Bonnets should come back into fashion. Much better suited, ime, to driving and actually getting things done than a wide-brim sunhat.
Atropa - May 25, 2012 2:12:24 pm PDT #13935 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Way too expensive, a little blingy, but that is one serious hatpin
Daaaaaamn. I kinda want it. Way, WAY too expensive, but that is a fantastic shape. [link]
§ ita § - May 25, 2012 2:13:20 pm PDT #13936 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
For the first thirty almost forty years of my life I refused to wear a hat, because obvious oppression. But when you go to the Queen's garden party, hats and gloves are mandatory.
Jilli should probably look away now, because I took a perfectly explicit dress code and decided that a hat without a crown and fingerless lace gloves were as far as I was going to knuckle under to The Man.
It was a wide-brimmed black straw hat with my hair peeking out, with a black and white leopard print scarf tied around it, a white pleated cotton sleeveless shift with matching blazer, and the crappiest looking fingerless lace gloves the 80s could provide.
It was not good.
Oddly, I can't remember what shoes I wore.
JZ - May 25, 2012 2:25:02 pm PDT #13937 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'd forgotten how much I love vicarious eBay shopping.
Amy - May 25, 2012 2:27:13 pm PDT #13938 of 30001
Because books.
I love hats. I have a lot of hats, actually, although they're mostly men's style. I always forget to wear them, though.