It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Apr 16, 2012 4:55:55 pm PDT #11480 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

PICTURES

Or it's not true, and we all know it's true.


Dana - Apr 16, 2012 4:56:26 pm PDT #11481 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I still need a sweater! Or maybe a bolero.


JenP - Apr 16, 2012 5:11:30 pm PDT #11482 of 30001

I am so fucking adorable that you can all just shut up.

I believe you, but I will require photographic evidence before agreeing to shut up.


Strix - Apr 16, 2012 5:31:26 pm PDT #11483 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ok, I'm clising my eues to toucj yu[e this ad to see how many weepe O LW NWDPEW o [PAR/ o QO;; MPR WSOR/ .

bwahahahahaha!

For the record, that was supposed to be "Ok, I'm closing my eyes to touch type this and to see how many errors I make and I won't edit it."

This is why I keep my eyes open AND edit!!!


quester - Apr 16, 2012 5:37:17 pm PDT #11484 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Ok, I'm clising my eues to toucj yu[e this ad to see how many weepe O LW NWDPEW o [PAR/ o QO;; MPR WSOR/ .

NATLBSB!


askye - Apr 16, 2012 5:37:51 pm PDT #11485 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Pictures of the new dress!

My job starts Wed. I'm stressed, I learned there's off site parking with a shuttle. And it runs at 7:35 and 7:50. I didn't ask if the 7:50 shuttle would give me enough time to get the training room by 8. So I guess I'll shoot for the 7:35.

In cat news - Dean has improved so much. I really don't know what I did to get him to turn around. But he chased a paper ball around and played fetch with it.

A couple weeks ago he didn't even perk up when I'd crumple one.


Ginger - Apr 16, 2012 5:38:02 pm PDT #11486 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm closing my eyes to type this and I'm not going to edit it

Ta da!

When I make typos, it's not my touch typing that fails me; it's my brain.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 16, 2012 5:39:26 pm PDT #11487 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Man, I was pretty happy with my muffeletta until I turned on No Reservations in Kansas City.

Gonna have to get me some BBQ tomorrow.


quester - Apr 16, 2012 5:41:38 pm PDT #11488 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

No Reservations in Kansas City

Any place in particular?


Nora Deirdre - Apr 16, 2012 5:44:37 pm PDT #11489 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

So far, Jack's Stack and Oklahoma Joe's.