No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Apr 03, 2012 2:59:43 pm PDT #10797 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I cannot believe I am thinking of buying another t-shirt. I don't need more t-shirts! But oooh, Lydia!

I'm pretty sure the Universe as we know it, and more importantly MY LIFE will end if I do not buy this t-shirt: [link]

And this one: [link]

And this: [link]

And this (or possibly a small army of them): [link]

Also probably these: [link]


askye - Apr 03, 2012 3:01:12 pm PDT #10798 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Much ~ma to both of your fathers.

Omnis- the hospital your dad is at is a really really good one. It's the major hospital for the area and a lot of people travel to get treatment there so they are set up for that kind of thing.


Steph L. - Apr 03, 2012 3:03:34 pm PDT #10799 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Hmmm, we need a new shower curtain. Perhaps an Aperture Labs shower curtain is in order. (Now you're showering with portals.)


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2012 3:17:32 pm PDT #10800 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My mother laughed at me when I asked her to bring some potato starch to Boston so that I can take it back to Pennsylvania with me.


hippocampus - Apr 03, 2012 3:35:26 pm PDT #10801 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Echoing the ~ma for o-a and JZ dads


Calli - Apr 03, 2012 4:06:50 pm PDT #10802 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Health~ma to your dad, Omnis. I understand prostate cancer tends to be one of the slower moving ones.

I'm getting drunk with amyth right now. Gawd, I live living in The Compound.


Connie Neil - Apr 03, 2012 4:09:56 pm PDT #10803 of 30001
brillig

I am greatly relieved, finally remembering that pancreatic cancer is the nasty one over prostate cancer.


Aims - Apr 03, 2012 4:39:03 pm PDT #10804 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Dude Who Comes Over Every Tuesday To Hang With Joe:
I know - I KNOW - that Dance Moms is a horrible show. However, it is guilty pleasure tv and something I have on in the background while I do homework or whatever because I don't have to pay attention to it. Your smartass, holier-than-thou, denigrating comments on my choice of tv is not appreciated. Every time you see I have it on. Furthermore, I don't appreciate the suggestion that if I go outside, I should walk around the block.

I love you, dude. I really do. But you are starting to piss me off. Knock it off.

Love and sparkles -
Aims


JZ - Apr 03, 2012 4:47:46 pm PDT #10805 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yeah, Connie, that was exactly the mistake that flipped my shit out big-time when our dad first told us. Just a handful of letters apart, but a huge difference.


amych - Apr 03, 2012 5:00:28 pm PDT #10806 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Jews really like eggplant and artichokes -- I think there are more recipes for those than for any other vegetable, and by a pretty big margin. Runner-up vegetables are beets and potatoes.

Huh. That sums up so much of the sephardi/ashkenazi cultural difference thing, right there.

(Speaking of: do I remember right that you avoid kitniyot? I always think that can't be easy on a vegan diet. It wasn't easy as an omnivore, and I eventually came to the conclusion that the kitniyot thing wasn't ever going to work for me!)