There's now a mango/nectarine hybrid. I don't know why.
Because it can be done. What more reason do you need?
Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Jul 28, 2011 5:09:17 am PDT #18351 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Sophia Brooks - Jul 28, 2011 5:12:05 am PDT #18352 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I think they should make a SyFy movie about the Mangorine.
Also, this line is cracking me up
there's a buttock-type crack running from the bottom to the top of the fruit on only one side,
Tom Scola - Jul 28, 2011 5:25:13 am PDT #18353 of 30001
hwæt
It's called a "Mango Nectarine", but from what I can see it's just a nectarine that tastes like a mango, not an actual hybrid between a mango and a nectarine.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 5:34:21 am PDT #18354 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A bird shat on me on my way to the train today.
I got most of it off my shirt, and I don't smell like bird shit, so it coulda' been worse.
Also, I like using 'shat' as the past tense of 'shit'. Is that more of a UK thing?
Jesse - Jul 28, 2011 5:37:05 am PDT #18355 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ugh, tommyrot. I still hate that.
It's called a "Mango Nectarine", but from what I can see it's just a nectarine that tastes like a mango, not an actual hybrid between a mango and a nectarine.
Oh, then that's just bullshit. Forget I said anything.
le nubian - Jul 28, 2011 5:39:06 am PDT #18356 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I think they should make a SyFy movie about the Mangorine.
This is cracking me up. I can picture the promos. And what else? I'd watch that movie. Yes, I would.
Toddson - Jul 28, 2011 5:39:41 am PDT #18357 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
When that happens, I take it as an indication that the entire day is going to be bad. When it does, I assume, it's from an Omen Pigeon.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 5:40:05 am PDT #18358 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can picture the promos.
I can picture the poster. The Mangorine would be wearing a thong.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 5:44:05 am PDT #18359 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Once a bird took a big shit right in the middle of my windshield while I was driving. I cursed my bad luck, but then laughed when I realized it could have been worse: I was driving my convertible, and it could have landed on my head.
DavidS - Jul 28, 2011 6:09:35 am PDT #18360 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I got nailed by a pigeon inside Gare du Nord (big train station) in Paris.