Once a bird took a big shit right in the middle of my windshield while I was driving. I cursed my bad luck, but then laughed when I realized it could have been worse: I was driving my convertible, and it could have landed on my head.
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 5:44:05 am PDT #18359 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Jul 28, 2011 6:09:35 am PDT #18360 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I got nailed by a pigeon inside Gare du Nord (big train station) in Paris.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2011 6:12:39 am PDT #18361 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
When I ask for the chocolate cupcake, don't tell me you don't have any and make me point to what you call the brownie cupcake.
On the other hand, MOTHERFUCKER. This shit is tasty. Brilliant idea.
sumi - Jul 28, 2011 6:12:55 am PDT #18362 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Oh, yes. With popcorn and laptop ready at hand. (I mean - to watch Mangorine.)
sarameg - Jul 28, 2011 6:15:52 am PDT #18363 of 30001
Waiting for aqua aerobics to finish, and then pooltime. I'm being mugged by an affectionate Loki. Amazingly only can find 2 small bruises from last night's spill.
Uncle hasn't left Manhattan yet, so I have a few hours yet.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2011 6:23:16 am PDT #18364 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wahhhh. My current bag has a pocket that fits a phone and a pocket that fits an ipod, so they don't get scratched by keys and change and pens. I don't want a new bag that doesn't have that. Most bags don't have that. I mean, in addition to the zippered pocket at the back. It's the perfect bag. Has been for years. It just won't hold the tablet in a case.
Tom Scola - Jul 28, 2011 6:25:27 am PDT #18365 of 30001
hwæt
Did you look on the site I linked to, ita? [link]
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2011 6:31:57 am PDT #18366 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The site you linked to has lovely bags, but I can't see if they have internal pockets, and they don't have much in black.
Amy - Jul 28, 2011 6:32:32 am PDT #18367 of 30001
Because books.
Too big, ita?
Consuela - Jul 28, 2011 6:33:35 am PDT #18368 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
My sister thinks I should start looking for another job. She's an HR professional, so she's the expert. But I don't WANNA.
ION, fans of Castle and Firefly will love this: [link]
Too adorable.