I think they should make a SyFy movie about the Mangorine.
Also, this line is cracking me up
there's a buttock-type crack running from the bottom to the top of the fruit on only one side,
Well, lady, I must say-- You're my kinda stupid.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
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Sophia Brooks - Jul 28, 2011 5:12:05 am PDT #18352 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Tom Scola - Jul 28, 2011 5:25:13 am PDT #18353 of 30001
hwæt
It's called a "Mango Nectarine", but from what I can see it's just a nectarine that tastes like a mango, not an actual hybrid between a mango and a nectarine.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 5:34:21 am PDT #18354 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A bird shat on me on my way to the train today.
I got most of it off my shirt, and I don't smell like bird shit, so it coulda' been worse.
Also, I like using 'shat' as the past tense of 'shit'. Is that more of a UK thing?
Jesse - Jul 28, 2011 5:37:05 am PDT #18355 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ugh, tommyrot. I still hate that.
It's called a "Mango Nectarine", but from what I can see it's just a nectarine that tastes like a mango, not an actual hybrid between a mango and a nectarine.
Oh, then that's just bullshit. Forget I said anything.
le nubian - Jul 28, 2011 5:39:06 am PDT #18356 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I think they should make a SyFy movie about the Mangorine.
This is cracking me up. I can picture the promos. And what else? I'd watch that movie. Yes, I would.
Toddson - Jul 28, 2011 5:39:41 am PDT #18357 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
When that happens, I take it as an indication that the entire day is going to be bad. When it does, I assume, it's from an Omen Pigeon.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 5:40:05 am PDT #18358 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can picture the promos.
I can picture the poster. The Mangorine would be wearing a thong.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 5:44:05 am PDT #18359 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Once a bird took a big shit right in the middle of my windshield while I was driving. I cursed my bad luck, but then laughed when I realized it could have been worse: I was driving my convertible, and it could have landed on my head.
DavidS - Jul 28, 2011 6:09:35 am PDT #18360 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I got nailed by a pigeon inside Gare du Nord (big train station) in Paris.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2011 6:12:39 am PDT #18361 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
When I ask for the chocolate cupcake, don't tell me you don't have any and make me point to what you call the brownie cupcake.
On the other hand, MOTHERFUCKER. This shit is tasty. Brilliant idea.