Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Spike ,'Showtime'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2011 4:22:41 am PDT #18347 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

LJ's problem has caused all of the tabs I had open to reset to login pages on the latest re-opening of my browser, and I have no idea what they'd been open to. Ah, well. Less to catch up with, I suppose.


Jessica - Jul 28, 2011 4:40:24 am PDT #18348 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Food Network has a job listing up that I would be perfect for...in Knoxville. Sigh.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 4:42:22 am PDT #18349 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Spock Is Not Impressed

This is my fave: [link]

Spock is not impressed by Dr. Manhattan's thingie.


Jesse - Jul 28, 2011 5:04:04 am PDT #18350 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's now a mango/nectarine hybrid. I don't know why. [link]


Gudanov - Jul 28, 2011 5:09:17 am PDT #18351 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

There's now a mango/nectarine hybrid. I don't know why.

Because it can be done. What more reason do you need?


Sophia Brooks - Jul 28, 2011 5:12:05 am PDT #18352 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think they should make a SyFy movie about the Mangorine.

Also, this line is cracking me up

there's a buttock-type crack running from the bottom to the top of the fruit on only one side,


Tom Scola - Jul 28, 2011 5:25:13 am PDT #18353 of 30001
hwæt

It's called a "Mango Nectarine", but from what I can see it's just a nectarine that tastes like a mango, not an actual hybrid between a mango and a nectarine.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2011 5:34:21 am PDT #18354 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A bird shat on me on my way to the train today.

I got most of it off my shirt, and I don't smell like bird shit, so it coulda' been worse.

Also, I like using 'shat' as the past tense of 'shit'. Is that more of a UK thing?


Jesse - Jul 28, 2011 5:37:05 am PDT #18355 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, tommyrot. I still hate that.

It's called a "Mango Nectarine", but from what I can see it's just a nectarine that tastes like a mango, not an actual hybrid between a mango and a nectarine.

Oh, then that's just bullshit. Forget I said anything.


le nubian - Jul 28, 2011 5:39:06 am PDT #18356 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I think they should make a SyFy movie about the Mangorine.

This is cracking me up. I can picture the promos. And what else? I'd watch that movie. Yes, I would.