Gud, I love you to death, but you can never visit.
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Dec 08, 2010 8:43:15 am PST #9652 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Amy - Dec 08, 2010 8:44:17 am PST #9653 of 30001
Because books.
I say "come with" all the time, and I'm an East Coaster! Weird.
ita, why is your coworker a cannibal again? Or do I want to know?
msbelle, I hope it's something easily treatable with your mom.
Perkins, I say give 'em hell. And more. No more IVs is a good thing for today, though.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2010 8:46:01 am PST #9654 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
why is your coworker a cannibal again? Or do I want to know?
Because he's done everything and everything of course includes long pig. I don't even know. I can give you his email address if you want. Just leave me out of the discussion. The 18 foot snake conversation took enough of a chunk out of my life.
Amy - Dec 08, 2010 8:48:38 am PST #9655 of 30001
Because books.
NO THANKS I'M GOOD.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2010 8:49:20 am PST #9656 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
HE FED LIVE GOATS TO HIS SNAKES.
(Take that, Google)
Steph L. - Dec 08, 2010 8:50:42 am PST #9657 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
why is your coworker a cannibal again? Or do I want to know?
Because he's done everything
Ask him about ass hooks.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2010 8:51:58 am PST #9658 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And necrophilia.
Bonus points if you ask about bestiality.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2010 8:52:04 am PST #9659 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ask him about ass hooks.
Given that he's still pissed the government shut down his profitable porn BBS in the 90s, NO. I don't want to. But, as noted above, I will forward his contact information to whoever wants to embark on that journey of adventure on their own.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2010 8:52:45 am PST #9660 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But, as noted above, I will forward his contact information to whoever wants to embark on that journey of adventure on their own.
We should draw straws to pick someone for this task.
Amy - Dec 08, 2010 8:52:57 am PST #9661 of 30001
Because books.
Cannibal Coworker is fast becoming a Tino of another stripe, I see.
YIKES.