And necrophilia.
Bonus points if you ask about bestiality.
I always thought the name Serenity had a vaguely funereal sound to it.
Simon ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2010 8:51:58 am PST #9658 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2010 8:52:04 am PST #9659 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ask him about ass hooks.
Given that he's still pissed the government shut down his profitable porn BBS in the 90s, NO. I don't want to. But, as noted above, I will forward his contact information to whoever wants to embark on that journey of adventure on their own.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2010 8:52:45 am PST #9660 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But, as noted above, I will forward his contact information to whoever wants to embark on that journey of adventure on their own.
We should draw straws to pick someone for this task.
Amy - Dec 08, 2010 8:52:57 am PST #9661 of 30001
Because books.
Cannibal Coworker is fast becoming a Tino of another stripe, I see.
YIKES.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 08, 2010 8:55:23 am PST #9662 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Didn't ita already work with one Tino?
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2010 8:56:13 am PST #9663 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bearing in mind that I know about the porn BBS because I can overhear him telling customers about it (he's in tech support), I can't imagine what I'd learn if I actually up and asked something entirely work inappropriate. And I don't want to imagine, thanks.
eta: I didn't have a Tino. I had a New Guy. It was a different kind of special.
ChiKat - Dec 08, 2010 8:57:35 am PST #9664 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I can always count on Natter for a topic of conversation that will get my mind off ickyness. Cannibalism and ass hooks. Yes.
Today has not been fun. I had to yell at a group of kids today for deleting the video of another group. And, my speech class is filled with some kids who make me want to weep for the future of our country. I ask them a question and they stare blankly at me. I tell them where they can find the answers and I watch drool drip out of their slackjawed mouths. I tell them I'll wait to find the answer and watch them barely move. I ask the question again and no response. I tell them I'm actually waiting for an answer. Finally I see signs of life. I talk them through the answer and then ask the question again. And even though I just gave them the answer, I get blank looks again.
Amy - Dec 08, 2010 8:57:36 am PST #9665 of 30001
Because books.
I really wish I wasn't wondering if it tasted like chicken now.
Jesse - Dec 08, 2010 8:59:12 am PST #9666 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I can always count on Natter for a topic of conversation that will get my mind off ickyness.
Um, I'm pretty sure it's getting your mind ON to ickyness.
ChiKat - Dec 08, 2010 8:59:58 am PST #9667 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Quote from my son: "I smeared banana on my butt to make the salt stick."
I love this so very much.