Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 08, 2010 8:46:01 am PST #9654 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

why is your coworker a cannibal again? Or do I want to know?

Because he's done everything and everything of course includes long pig. I don't even know. I can give you his email address if you want. Just leave me out of the discussion. The 18 foot snake conversation took enough of a chunk out of my life.


Amy - Dec 08, 2010 8:48:38 am PST #9655 of 30001
Because books.

NO THANKS I'M GOOD.


§ ita § - Dec 08, 2010 8:49:20 am PST #9656 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

HE FED LIVE GOATS TO HIS SNAKES.

(Take that, Google)


Steph L. - Dec 08, 2010 8:50:42 am PST #9657 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

why is your coworker a cannibal again? Or do I want to know?

Because he's done everything

Ask him about ass hooks.


tommyrot - Dec 08, 2010 8:51:58 am PST #9658 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And necrophilia.

Bonus points if you ask about bestiality.


§ ita § - Dec 08, 2010 8:52:04 am PST #9659 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ask him about ass hooks.

Given that he's still pissed the government shut down his profitable porn BBS in the 90s, NO. I don't want to. But, as noted above, I will forward his contact information to whoever wants to embark on that journey of adventure on their own.


tommyrot - Dec 08, 2010 8:52:45 am PST #9660 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But, as noted above, I will forward his contact information to whoever wants to embark on that journey of adventure on their own.

We should draw straws to pick someone for this task.


Amy - Dec 08, 2010 8:52:57 am PST #9661 of 30001
Because books.

Cannibal Coworker is fast becoming a Tino of another stripe, I see.

YIKES.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 08, 2010 8:55:23 am PST #9662 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Didn't ita already work with one Tino?


§ ita § - Dec 08, 2010 8:56:13 am PST #9663 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bearing in mind that I know about the porn BBS because I can overhear him telling customers about it (he's in tech support), I can't imagine what I'd learn if I actually up and asked something entirely work inappropriate. And I don't want to imagine, thanks.

eta: I didn't have a Tino. I had a New Guy. It was a different kind of special.