You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2010 6:27:52 am PST #6037 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, the hallway smell totally overwhelmed the coffee. I don't even. I guess I'll try with fresher grounds tomorrow.

Speaking of smelling, today's tea is oolong and ripe mango. And the mango? totally smells ripe.

Air cleaner is running. I hope it has effect.


Cashmere - Nov 18, 2010 6:30:13 am PST #6038 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Awesome photo sets from the roller derby national tournament in Chicago.


SusanC - Nov 18, 2010 6:31:55 am PST #6039 of 30001

Hello, everyone. Back after a 3 year hiatus and posting to short circuit the performance anxiety.

Totally relate to the extrovert hermit/social agoraphobe ... haven't left the house since Monday except to walk on the beach in the 30 mph wind yesterday. I was all by myself.

Nice to see so many familiar uh ... names.


tiggy - Nov 18, 2010 6:43:51 am PST #6040 of 30001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

pretty sure i might be the first recorded case of someone actually dying of boredom. uuuuuugh.


Jesse - Nov 18, 2010 6:45:12 am PST #6041 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hello, Susan!

I almost died of boredom the other day, but I pulled through, and you can too!


Steph L. - Nov 18, 2010 6:45:14 am PST #6042 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Wow. I just picked up a manuscript to edit in which the author put a hard return at the end of EVERY LINE.

FOR 35 PAGES.

It wouldn't be horrible to fix on our end, except it's hard to know when a new paragraph begins, seeing as how the author also didn't bother to indent new paragraphs or even put an extra line in between paragraphs. So it's a monolithic block of flush-left text. FOR 35 PAGES.

I asked my boss to send it back to the author with a request to format it properly.

God DAMN.

Possibly the author was writing it from 1950, but I feel sure that, even then, they INDENTED THEIR PARAGRAPHS.


Jessica - Nov 18, 2010 6:48:24 am PST #6043 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Did they think they were sending as a telegram, Tep? That sounds just infuriating.


lisah - Nov 18, 2010 6:48:41 am PST #6044 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Awesome photo sets from the roller derby national tournament in Chicago.

Hee! Great shot of my friend Flo Shizzle's shiny gold ass!!!

[link]

That was actually her last derby bout. She's retiring.


tommyrot - Nov 18, 2010 6:49:39 am PST #6045 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Man dresses depressed Holocaust-survivor grandma as superhero, cheers her up

James sez, "Sacha Goldberger found his 91-year-old Hungarian grandmother Frederika, a WWII survivor, feeling lonely and depressed. To cheer her up, he photographed her dressed up as a fictional superhero. To his surprise, she loved it. The photos are a bit comical, but there's an underlying sense of hope, strength and courage in them."

More here: [link]

Love the one with her in bed with Superman! And the ones with a dog in a cape.


Allyson - Nov 18, 2010 6:50:34 am PST #6046 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My nephew is six, and he wants a video camera for xmas. He takes ridiculously good care of his things, so I'm not worried about him being careless with it, I just know nothing of camcorders. Any ideas? I was looking at this one, which seems rugged enough. It's just got to be simple for him to use.

He's going to be a big time movie director, apparently. Good thing Auntie knows a couple of people in da biz.