What's SWAG?
Free stuff with company logos printed on?
Jayne: Well... I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'. Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 1:02:40 pm PST #4728 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 1:04:34 pm PST #4729 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dear Soul Patch,
I like you. You're a nice guy. Shave that shit off. Seriously.
Now I just thought of a Halloween costume - I'd let my beard and mustache grow out, and then just shave a little strip under my nose. Then I'd be the anti-Hitler.
§ ita § - Nov 10, 2010 1:09:32 pm PST #4730 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I hang around with you people too much.
Oh, yeah, it's us. Nice try, lady.
SWAG=Scientific Wild Assed Guess. You people don't manage enough IT projects, I'm thinking. Guy was all "Wild something guess." OMG.
Typo Boy - Nov 10, 2010 1:09:36 pm PST #4731 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Now I just thought of a Halloween costume - I'd let my beard and mustache grow out, and then just shave a little strip under my nose. Then I'd be the anti-Hitler.
To complete the costume, wear a yarmulke and Gogol Bordello T-shirt with that?
Jesse - Nov 10, 2010 1:10:27 pm PST #4732 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You people don't manage enough IT projects, I'm thinking.
I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure I manage just the right number of IT projects. (Zero.)
§ ita § - Nov 10, 2010 1:17:27 pm PST #4733 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ah, everyone should manage at least one IT project. For shits and giggles.
Amy - Nov 10, 2010 1:28:08 pm PST #4734 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, yeah, it's us. Nice try, lady.
I was as pure as the driven snow before I came here!
What?
JZ - Nov 10, 2010 1:42:25 pm PST #4735 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
ita, sigh. Now I miss my own personal Rayann Graff (who, like Rayann, was a self-destructive mess who, after a couple of half-hearted attempts to corrupt me, was content to let me trundle along on my Angela path while she Rayanned along--she was an utter catastrophe, and she was awesome and I still love her).
Hil R. - Nov 10, 2010 1:44:16 pm PST #4736 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Jokes are kind of ruined when you take about ten paragraphs to explain why they're funny. [link]
§ ita § - Nov 10, 2010 1:45:05 pm PST #4737 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
One of my Rayanne Graffs is in prison for embezzling millions of pounds. But mostly from that show my takeaway was that I feel really bad about my Sharon still.