Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Nov 10, 2010 12:21:16 pm PST #4717 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

When I was a kid, family holiday gatherings that took place at Gramma's farm always involved Mogen David wine, the only type she'd drink. Ugh. Of course, we're Irish Catholic, so wine was way down on the list of preferred potent potables, especially in the 1970s when decent affordable wine was hard to find.

I'm sooooo sleepy right now. Boss is off until Friday, and I'm just waiting for the last remaining supervisor to go home before I leave myself. I don't care if it's early, because I'm going to have several days of PTO left on December 31st that will go poof! as of midnight New Years Day.


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 12:26:19 pm PST #4718 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, I almost forgot - my shrink is having me switch to a different antidepressant - one that's covered by my insurance. So that's an extra $200 a month in my pocket....


-t - Nov 10, 2010 12:29:58 pm PST #4719 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nice! Hope the transition goes smoothly so you can blow that money on moonpies and penny-whistles.


Kathy A - Nov 10, 2010 12:33:11 pm PST #4720 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Extra money = yay!

I had an amusing phone call on my machine last night--some local Honda dealership called to see if I'd be interested in refinancing my car loan and/or trading in my car for a less expensive used one on their lot. I wrote down their phone number to call back tonight and tell them that their timing is off, since my last payment in only ten days away and then the car's all mine.


Typo Boy - Nov 10, 2010 12:42:53 pm PST #4721 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Lived in California in the 70s. Even then there were decent inexpensive California wines available.


Kathy A - Nov 10, 2010 12:50:12 pm PST #4722 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Rural Illinois, not so much.


Typo Boy - Nov 10, 2010 12:55:42 pm PST #4723 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah, California before conservatism ruined it offered a lot you could not get elsewhere. One of the first states (maybe the first) state to repeal all laws against non-commercial sex between consenting adults. And for a while Marijuana penalties were reduced to the same as a traffic ticket. That was under then Governor Jerry Brown. Too bad he was never heard of again...


Kathy A - Nov 10, 2010 12:57:05 pm PST #4724 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Well, as Meg Whitman said, California under Jerry Brown was good. Maybe that's why they voted for him instead of her...


§ ita § - Nov 10, 2010 12:58:47 pm PST #4725 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't believe I made someone get pearl-clutchy. Me! Isn't SWAG acceptable business lingo?

Also:

Dear Soul Patch,
I like you. You're a nice guy. Shave that shit off. Seriously.

Signed,
Irrational Female.


Jesse - Nov 10, 2010 1:01:31 pm PST #4726 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What's SWAG? Not SNAG or SWAK, which is all I can come up with at the moment.