I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 10, 2010 11:35:51 am PST #4707 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Start the am with coffee (you don't normally drink) and a dance, right?

That's what the lady ordered. And it's not an age thing, because she was no spring chicken herself.

Hmmph. I haven't actually told my migraine specialist the extent of the fail. I wonder if he actually noticed anything when he refilled my Ambien Monday.


Jessica - Nov 10, 2010 11:40:02 am PST #4708 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm not a doctor, but I'd bet cash money that the overlap between people willing to dance first thing in the morning and the people needing insomnia meds is pretty damn small.


Amy - Nov 10, 2010 11:41:44 am PST #4709 of 30001
Because books.

I don't even have insomnia, and there's no way I'm doing more than a brief caffeine jig of relief first thing in the morning.


Strix - Nov 10, 2010 11:43:24 am PST #4710 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think ita's doc is suffering from patchadamsitis.


§ ita § - Nov 10, 2010 11:46:50 am PST #4711 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And I like dancing! But, yeah, cray-cray.

Hmm. I wonder if interpretative dance would count...

10 horrible roommate stories. It's not the worst one, but the birdman one almost made me laugh out loud at my desk.


Strix - Nov 10, 2010 11:58:26 am PST #4712 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

This is my favorite line from those roommate stories: So while they continued their bountiful journey of franzia drinking and ghetto fucking, I transferred to Harvard and have fabulous hair.


§ ita § - Nov 10, 2010 12:01:44 pm PST #4713 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't even know what franzia is, but I know that sentence is gold.


Strix - Nov 10, 2010 12:02:39 pm PST #4714 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Boxed rose wine.


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2010 12:11:09 pm PST #4715 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We are living in the future, people

Construction Begins on America's First Commercial Spaceship Factory — This is possibly the most amazing headline I have ever read. I don't even care about the nuance. I just want to throw up some devil hands and party with the Jetsons.


-t - Nov 10, 2010 12:16:15 pm PST #4716 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

A) How do I get a job at the Spaceship Factory? I will move for that. I could, like, sweep up after hours or something.

B) When my parents were in college they did an experiment trying to tell the difference between good wine and bad wine using mass spectrometry. Accordingly, they went to a nearby liquor store and explained how they needed exemplars, and the guy told them there were lots of options for the good wine, but for the bad wine they definitely needed Franzia.