Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2010 5:32:21 pm PST #13690 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Have you ever had a cockroach crawl down the skin of your back?


Jesse - Dec 30, 2010 5:32:52 pm PST #13691 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Worst contest ever, you guys.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 30, 2010 5:33:46 pm PST #13692 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Worst contest ever, you guys.

Yeeeaaaahhhhh.


Kat - Dec 30, 2010 5:35:28 pm PST #13693 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Have you ever had a cockroach crawl down the skin of your back?

Why YES I have. And not one of the tiny cockroaches that you have in California, but the big fucking flying dive bomber cockroaches you get in Hawaii. It was while I was in the bath as a kid which was a whole 'nother indignity.


Cashmere - Dec 30, 2010 5:37:00 pm PST #13694 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Cash, I don't know how you managed to birth not one, but two hackers. I fear for you.

I'm sort of hoping it helps them in the end. They're not afraid of tech and are learning by doing--which I think is best.

I could live to regret it, though.

Worst contest ever, you guys

Except for "Name that smell."


megan walker - Dec 30, 2010 5:38:25 pm PST #13695 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Have you ever had a cockroach crawl down the skin of your back?

At least I wouldn't have a visual burned into my brain.

Worst contest ever, you guys

For real.


sarameg - Dec 30, 2010 5:38:30 pm PST #13696 of 30001

Have you ever had a cockroach crawl down the skin of your back?

No, but I've had one crawl up my skirt up to thigh, necessitating stripping off the skirt (one of those sheer chiffon and slip kinds, it was the 90s) while standing on a table in front of a window facing the university library during class change. And I was 16.

Yeah, not over that.


smonster - Dec 30, 2010 5:40:27 pm PST #13697 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Whitefonting: Junebug flew into my open mouth at band camp in high school.


Cashmere - Dec 30, 2010 5:42:24 pm PST #13698 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

This one time, at band camp...


Dana - Dec 30, 2010 5:42:37 pm PST #13699 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Oh, my god, what the hell are you people talking about?