Have you ever had a cockroach crawl down the skin of your back?
Why YES I have. And not one of the tiny cockroaches that you have in California, but the big fucking flying dive bomber cockroaches you get in Hawaii. It was while I was in the bath as a kid which was a whole 'nother indignity.
Cash, I don't know how you managed to birth not one, but two hackers. I fear for you.
I'm sort of hoping it helps them in the end. They're not afraid of tech and are learning by doing--which I think is best.
I could live to regret it, though.
Worst contest ever, you guys
Except for "Name that smell."
Have you ever had a cockroach crawl down the skin of your back?
At least I wouldn't have a visual burned into my brain.
Worst contest ever, you guys
For real.
Have you ever had a cockroach crawl down the skin of your back?
No, but I've had one crawl up my skirt up to thigh, necessitating stripping off the skirt (one of those sheer chiffon and slip kinds, it was the 90s) while standing on a table in front of a window facing the university library during class change. And I was 16.
Yeah, not over that.
Whitefonting:
Junebug flew into my open mouth at band camp in high school.
This one time, at band camp...
Oh, my god, what the hell are you people talking about?
Holy hell, y'all. I get back from the 'rents and try to skim/skip/catch up on Natter and this is what I wander in to??
OMG I'm so itchy right now.
::shudder::
Even with the questionable conversation, I am so glad to be back home and back here. This holiday was not the best. I was sick and my mom was unnecessarily mean and I'm not even sure why. I need to be back to my home and my people.