Cash, I don't know how you managed to birth not one, but two hackers. I fear for you.
I very strenuously sat around this afternoon. And ate what I consider the island's best fried fish. It takes a long time to prepare, but they do walk the fish in right from the dock for you. And then you take it out to an uninhabited cay¹ where you eat and drink for a couple hours under the sun.
I have spent the evening uploading pictures and video from yesterday (still have to do Christmas Day and today) and generally catching up on the internet. Talky meat. And unreliable internet connection.
¹: A low offshore island or reef
IME, cream cheese works better than peanut butter for mousetraps, but that may just be for Brooklyn mice who like a nice schmear.
The mice that were in an apartment I stayed at in DC were immune to poison. It was hideous. They were like super mice. Shudder.
Nothing is worse than noticing a stray fringe and finding a nest of baby mice in the scarves in your bottom drawer. Nothing.
Have you ever had a cockroach crawl down the skin of your back?
Worst contest ever, you guys.
Have you ever had a cockroach crawl down the skin of your back?
Why YES I have. And not one of the tiny cockroaches that you have in California, but the big fucking flying dive bomber cockroaches you get in Hawaii. It was while I was in the bath as a kid which was a whole 'nother indignity.
Cash, I don't know how you managed to birth not one, but two hackers. I fear for you.
I'm sort of hoping it helps them in the end. They're not afraid of tech and are learning by doing--which I think is best.
I could live to regret it, though.
Worst contest ever, you guys
Except for "Name that smell."
Have you ever had a cockroach crawl down the skin of your back?
At least I wouldn't have a visual burned into my brain.
Worst contest ever, you guys
For real.
